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Discuss What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by mac_uk Would that be this Salma Hayek? Google Images Search 'Salma Hayek topless' About 981,000 results (0.19 seconds) Not exactly rocket science Or Selma Hayek see thru...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_uk View Post
    Would that be this Salma Hayek?



    Google Images

    Search 'Salma Hayek topless'

    About 981,000 results (0.19 seconds)

    Not exactly rocket science
    Or Selma Hayek see thru

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    found this hard to believe but the thread search returned no mention of miss brooke.

    Name:  Kelly_Brook_5.jpg
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    so here we are

    Kelly brooke anyone?

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    Kelly Brook is another who struggles to be photographed without her tits out


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    Quote Originally Posted by tarich_23 View Post
    found this hard to believe but the thread search returned no mention of miss brooke.

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    so here we are

    Kelly brooke anyone?
    Unseen?? I think not, she's had them out at every opportunity.
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    Not just her tits either. But I so would.


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    Quote Originally Posted by terroratthepicnic View Post
    Not just her tits either. But I so would.

    Looks like she has had a severe sanitary towel malfunction.
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    What a shit CNUT - i thought hers would be as magic as her tits.

    Its amateur.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tarich_23 View Post
    found this hard to believe but the thread search returned no mention of miss brooke.

    Name:  Kelly_Brook_5.jpg
Views: 8402
Size:  46.4 KB

    so here we are

    Kelly brooke anyone?
    As everyone else has pointed out, the idea of the thread is the chebs which are thought to be unseen. As fragrant as ms Brook is, she hardly qualifies on that category, hence not being nominated by the arrserati.

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    Just watched love and other drugs with Miss Hathaway, she deffo ain't some shy bint, spent more tme swing her lovely ample tittage around than in wearing clothes

    ref Kelly Brook....Google kelly brook lipstick on google images

    very nice it is too, much definitely not "unseen"

    bah way to slow at typing!!
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    to that end then, maybe the thread should be renamed 'most outragious picture of a celebs tits'

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