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    Not great quality I'm afraid but they are out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post


    Not great quality I'm afraid but they are out there.
    You mean these?
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    She's not too shabby since she learned to wash her minging, greasy hair.
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    What about that bird who got shot by her stalker a few years ago? Can't remember her name but she was pure fucking milf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    What about that bird who got shot by her stalker a few years ago? Can't remember her name but she was pure fucking milf.
    Jill Dando?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62 View Post
    Jill Dando?
    Don't know about her tits but she had a nice box with a bit of bush on show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62 View Post
    Jill Dando?
    Freddie did it from beyond the grave with a candle in the library. Do i win the raffle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Another from Oz. Maeve O'meara. She hosts food safari on SBS.
    I'd eat the corn out of her shit. Once again another cracking set of tits, there is a god.

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    Sarah Carter from Falling Skies

    Might pass for mother of the year Mrs McCann during asphyxiation roll plays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joker62 View Post
    Jill Dando?
    That's the one! She worth digging up?
    High on life. And glue.

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