Discuss What's the "Holy Grail" of unseen celebrity tits? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Daddy going.....daddy stops......."oh dear luv, I feel your old man has karked it." "Never mind BB I'll console you, I mean, I know how much daddy meant to you."...
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Daddy going.....daddy stops......."oh dear luv, I feel your old man has karked it." "Never mind BB I'll console you, I mean, I know how much daddy meant to you."
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- 06-11-2011, 02:34 #4402Senior Member
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'Oh dear...Tamara! I seem to have accidentally punched Daddy in the larynx with all my strength...what's that? Yes, quite dead'
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- 06-11-2011, 02:45 #4403
"oh well, it's for the best, now tell me which shoes shall I wear with this little number?"
- 06-11-2011, 02:48 #4404Senior Member
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So two reasons to kidnap her then.
Originally Posted by ark-angel 
Tamara Ecclestone. Bernie the Billionaire's Daughter.
"Dear Bernie, I've abducted your daughter. Send £10 Million in ransom.
But no need to rush. A couple of weeks will do nicely."Democracy is not for the people.
- 06-11-2011, 03:30 #4405 Originally Posted by Tinman74
One is a river, one has a big forehead. .. Yes I am bored shitless here."Sinner251 - he pisses on tramps" The Snail
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- 06-11-2011, 03:45 #4406hardly the holy grail or even unseen. if you're a scouse drug dealer with a spare couple of grand. erm, allegedly. Originally Posted by PoisonDwarf is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.
'Have you had enough? Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency.'
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- 06-11-2011, 06:20 #4407That got me interested. After a short voyage into all things Trekkie, I've found these: Originally Posted by mrrandom
Watch out! Kim Jong Il is watching you!
If wars were won by feasting, or, victory by song,
or safety found in sleeping sound, how England would be strong!
But honour and dominion are not maintained so.
They're only got by sword and shot, and this the Dutchmen know!
Kipling.
- 06-11-2011, 10:23 #4408Oh aye she's a wee scutter alright, I was just comparing foreheads, rather than sticking that little skank on a pedestal. Still, awesome rack, I bet she's been ragged by some truly disgusting members of the Scouse criminal brethren. Originally Posted by maguire "I firmly believe that we should not march into Baghdad. To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero. Assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war." George Bush Snr, A World Transformed, 1998
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I assume the Mekong has had less traffic than Miss Holden? Originally Posted by Sinner251
One is a river, one has a big forehead. .. Yes I am bored shitless here.
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I was going to suggest what about the monsoon season, but maybe not Originally Posted by Tinman74
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