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    Queensman - you have provided as admirable a service to the community as Batfink did earlier.

    I thank you sir.
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    Myf Warhurst. Oz radio announcer and tv presenter.
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    Myf ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Myf ?

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    No that's actually her name. Fuck knows how her parents came up with it. Quite tidy though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    Myf ?

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    Antipodean for Moose, methinks. She's a feckin howler, but, granted, she's got big chebs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Myf Warhurst. Oz radio announcer and tv presenter.
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    It's an abbreviation of the Welsh name Myfanwy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Queensman View Post
    Antipodean for Moose, methinks. She's a feckin howler, but, granted, she's got big chebs.
    and you'd kick her out of bed? I fucking thought not...
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    Amanda Keller, milf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    and you'd kick her out of bed? I fucking thought not...
    My dear fellow, I'm most sorry if I have upset your local sensibilities! You are clearly very fond of her. The Australian, as a specimen, has never really appealled to me, largely because of the dreadful noise it makes when it is speaking.

    You are correct to a certain extent, I would be unlikey to kick it out of bed, but then again, I probably wouldn't let in my bed in the first place. However she looks like the sort of whore that'll do a quick turn 'round the back by the bins' - I'd happily play host to her there, as long as there was some traffic noise or similar to drown out her voice and she doesn't mind taking it from the rear so her boatrace was not on view.
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