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    Has anyone mentioned "A modern military mother" yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post


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    They must be the Holy Grail

    Gents; try to study them, think of the nerve endings, being lashed by your tongues, fantastic nips that deserve so much attention. Gents, I suggest we have found the Grail in an English Rose.
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    Liv Tyler?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kromeriz View Post
    English fuckable rose. God almighty.
    I am callin photoshop on this badboy, I like to think that I am that deep in the arse of the internet that I would know if this was real

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kromeriz View Post
    They must be the Holy Grail

    Gents; try to study them, think of the nerve endings, being lashed by your tongues, fantastic nips that deserve so much attention. Gents, I suggest we have found the Grail in an English Rose.
    You really don't understand the English language at all, do you?

    What part of Unseen do you not understand, you fuckwit?
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    Anyone had the time (or inclination) to come up with a list of the ladies mentioned who have no piccies posted? This may spur on the die hards (no pun intended) to find piccies of the lustful few.
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    The Queen.

    Crack on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_guru View Post
    The Queen.

    Crack on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by syledis View Post
    Has anyone mentioned "A modern military mother" yet?
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    I know you can't double-dip, but I watched that Fake or Fortune show, and I posted her up before, but I still reckon if ever I was to emigrate to the UK it'd be for:

    Fiona Bruce.

    And, as per the intent of the OT, tits unseen!

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