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    Ekaterina “Katia” Zatuliveter

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    Sophie Ellis Bextor? Sophie fucking Skeletor more like.

    She is gash and minging. However I might be amused to see her taken roughly from behind by her mother using a strap-on manufactured from an old Squeezy bottle, some sticky backed plastic and felt pubes. While Goldie watches.


    I think you all understand why I didn't get that job as a producer for Blue Peter...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    Sophie Ellis Bextor? Sophie fucking Skeletor more like.

    She is gash and minging. However I might be amused to see her taken roughly from behind by her mother using a strap-on manufactured from an old Squeezy bottle, some sticky backed plastic and felt pubes. While Goldie watches.


    I think you all understand why I didn't get that job as a producer for Blue Peter...
    Apparently Biddy Baxter always wore stockings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kromeriz View Post
    Ekaterina “Katia” Zatuliveter

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    Where does David Jason fit into this though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Apparently Biddy Baxter always wore stockings.

    Yes...it was a very exhausting interview, I can tell you. Or at least will be able to tell you when my injunction expires...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    Sophie Ellis Bextor? Sophie fucking Skeletor more like.

    She is gash and minging. However I might be amused to see her taken roughly from behind by her mother using a strap-on manufactured from an old Squeezy bottle, some sticky backed plastic and felt pubes. While Goldie watches.


    I think you all understand why I didn't get that job as a producer for Blue Peter...
    Felt pubes? WTF?

    While Goldie watches? Goldie Hawn? Are you sure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause View Post
    Where does David Jason fit into this though.
    I wonder if there is anyone on here connected with the Box... or the FSB, not fussed, who care supply incriminating photos.

    I am interested in what she packing that has been shared with so much of Western Europe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Felt pubes? WTF?

    While Goldie watches? Goldie Hawn? Are you sure?
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    I didn't know she had played Popeye.
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    I still reckon Penelope Keith

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    In that top one she looks like someone's just opened her back doors.
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