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    singer Adele Adkins, the only thing she chases nowadays is an ice cream van

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    Just google 'Lucy Lawless Nude, Topless Scenes in Spartacus'.

    Or maybe if you put her name in the search box for this thread, who knows, you might get lucky !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furnace View Post
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    I thought this thread was about the 'Holy Grail' of tits. Not 'Crushes that desperate old men have on old women that look like Vegas lady boys'.

    Or am I wrong?

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    Plastic surgeon finds the ideal breast shape... by examining Page 3 girls | Mail Online

    I know, it has nothing to do with the thread. But I can't be arsed to make a new one.
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    Stop that! your only 12!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by genesis View Post
    Stop that! your only 12!!
    Fuck off old man.
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    Put mummy on the "pooter" now please poppet
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    Quote Originally Posted by genesis View Post
    Put mummy on the "pooter" now please poppet
    You stay away from me shee... I mean, my mum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShDrMa View Post
    Plastic surgeon finds the ideal breast shape... by examining Page 3 girls | Mail Online

    I know, it has nothing to do with the thread. But I can't be arsed to make a new one.
    I thought most British cosmetic surgeons did their research using these:

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    And most American surgeons based false boobs on these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShDrMa View Post
    You stay away from me shee... I mean, my mum.

    Show us your mums tits,then she will be a celeb......

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