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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
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    You say that as if it's a bad thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pongo6863 View Post
    Are you sure about that?

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    Looks like she's just won at freckles.
    Fuck it.
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    but then she opens her mouth and that whiny mockney accent starts to squark at you. enough to make you smash he back door in
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarich_23 View Post
    but then she opens her mouth and that whiny mockney accent starts to squark at you. enough to make you smash her back door in
    I would have happily smashed her back doors in, why would I need further encouragement? ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by terroratthepicnic View Post
    Nicola Stapleton

    I have no idea who she is, any clues?
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    Think she's off a soap. Looks nice and duuurty.
    Fuck it.
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    So - this is 'Celebrity'?

    Quote Originally Posted by mac_uk View Post
    I have no idea who she is, any clues?
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    Think she's off a soap. Looks nice and duuurty.
    As celebrations go, hers must have been - at best - pretty fucking modest.
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    Jenna Louise Coleman.

    Saw her out boozing in Nottingham last Christmas when she was up here doing panto. Tiny wee thing but bang tidy. Sadly surrounded by witnesses :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_uk View Post
    I have no idea who she is, any clues?
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    For some reason, 80's kids TV program I think, but can't quite put my finger on it.

    But, according to Wikipedea, she's from 'enders.. so there you go

    hey ho
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