Punchable faces.

**crabtastic** · 01-03-2006, 07:46

Originally Posted by TankiesYank

Please, God, even if You do think that "The Passion of the Christ" is the greatest movie ever, like he undoubtedly believes...just two minutes, me, Mel Gibson and an aluminum bat.

IMHO, Gibson's remake of The Life of Brian was nowhere near as funny as the original.

Now, for my vote. Ann Coulter. I have made peace with the fact that I am filled with hate, but I can honestly say that there is nobody else on planet Earth- not Osama bin Laden, not Michael Jackson, Garry Glitter or George W Bush- who can fill my stomach with bile and grip my sh1t like this fcuking harpie:

**shrew** · 01-03-2006, 09:51

... Carol fecking Vorderman.

Consistently did shite in all her uni exams. I am cleverer, better at maths and my tit's don't hang around my knees like hers. Slag.

Fcuking dog.

I'd punch her. Then I'd punch her again... Then I'd hit her in the face with a shovel and then set fire to her.

(... actually I'm sure she's very nice, but I hate all those debt fecking adverts she's sold out doing. B*tch).

**Cuddles** · 01-03-2006, 14:09

John Prescott has the sort of face you could never get tired of stotting. In fact it looks as though somebody has started without the rest of us...oy, hold on I want a go too!

**tripod** · 01-03-2006, 14:20

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**jest265** · 01-03-2006, 14:34

This 2 bit s lut bag

this smarmy cnut

And, anyone remember that little sh it of a kid from the Werthers original advert.

These 3 could keep me going for a month.

Edited to say: Doesnt look like the pics are showing up, the first one was Anna Nicole Smith and the second was Alan tawt face Shearer.

**Storeman Norman** · 01-03-2006, 14:34

Fecking Diane fecking Abbot

Face needs mattocking and then a 2" drill bit needs inserting just between the eyes........

**A_Knocker_Till_The_End** · 01-03-2006, 15:10

army pay clerks.

not really bothered what their face looks like, i know what it would look like afterwards.

**Biscuits_AB** · 01-03-2006, 15:20

Originally Posted by shrew

... Carol fecking Vorderman.

Consistently did shite in all her uni exams. I am cleverer, better at maths and my tit's don't hang around my knees like hers. Slag.

Fcuking dog.

I'd punch her. Then I'd punch her again... Then I'd hit her in the face with a shovel and then set fire to her.

(... actually I'm sure she's very nice, but I hate all those debt fecking adverts she's sold out doing. B*tch).

Tired and emotional this week are we? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BODY FORM!!!!!!

**ViroBono** · 01-03-2006, 16:12

A late but topical nomination:

Andy Coulson, editor of the News of the World.

And how could a thread on face-punching not include Rebekah Wade, though on the receiving end this time.

**bobos** · 01-03-2006, 16:23

the NOTW scum should be mobilised to Basra and tied to the front of a landrover and sent out on patrol. Punching is too good for them

**brettarider** · 01-03-2006, 18:36

looks like a walrus so best use clubs for maxiumum effect

and this annoying tw@t

Oh and lets not forget tony's puppet master surprise no ones had him in yet
All would make a good way to waste a wet Sunday afternoon

**Random_Task** · 02-03-2006, 10:30

'orrible little smack head scroat!

**shrew** · 02-03-2006, 10:35

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by shrew

... Carol fecking Vorderman.

Consistently did shite in all her uni exams. I am cleverer, better at maths and my tit's don't hang around my knees like hers. Slag.

Fcuking dog.

I'd punch her. Then I'd punch her again... Then I'd hit her in the face with a shovel and then set fire to her.

(... actually I'm sure she's very nice, but I hate all those debt fecking adverts she's sold out doing. B*tch).

Tired and emotional this week are we? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BODY FORM!!!!!!

... hormonal! moi!

<.... runs off and bursts into tears>

**RTFQ** · 02-03-2006, 16:47

Ellen Macarthur

"Mner, I went round the world, mner, I cried cos I was scared mneer"
<thwock>
"Shut it b1tch"

Bishop Tutu

"Mner, I help people, mneer, peace and love mneeeer"
<slap>
"You're a decent bloke desmond, but stop ringing my doorbell selling bibles or there'll be more where that came from"

Declan "I'm a twat" Donnelly

"Mner, I did economics, mner I got bullied at school, mner see how I dumb down the stock exchange for you fuckwits? mneer"
"Stop"<dink>"being"<dink>"such"<dink>"a"<dink>"spa z"<dink>

Sean "Where's My stairlift?" Connery

"Mngah, I wash Jamesh Bond, Mngah, I'm the Daddy, mngah"
KIIYAAAI! "That's right motherfucker - Karate! Admit it, you've been sh.it since "Last Crusade" and that was pretty w.ank to begin with. Say sorry!"
"Shorry"
<Smack>
"Tell it to Mr Roundhouse, b1tch"