Punchable faces.

**VirtualSoapBox** · 21-06-2005, 16:55

The Picture of beadle reminded me of this fat fecking useless fugly sweaty bint. She needs a right good pasting if you can find a JCB cos a shovel just isn't big enough.

**VirtualSoapBox** · 21-06-2005, 16:57

Feck that didn't work, how the feck do i get a picture of the fat fecker posted?????

**Biscuits_AB** · 21-06-2005, 17:09

Originally Posted by Duck Dodgers

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

YOU DIRTY B*ASTARDS..........MODS.........REMOVE THIS THING FOR F*CKS SAKES>

YOU NEED HELP YA SICK F*CK.!!!!
I nearlt f*cking vomited there you tw*t!

Strike a bit close to home there Biccies?

Having never seen your hoop.........I wouldn't know. Speak to Bernoulli.....he's Navy. Likes mens hoops.

**bernoulli** · 21-06-2005, 17:17

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

Originally Posted by Duck Dodgers

Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB

YOU DIRTY B*ASTARDS..........MODS.........REMOVE THIS THING FOR F*CKS SAKES>

YOU NEED HELP YA SICK F*CK.!!!!
I nearlt f*cking vomited there you tw*t!

Strike a bit close to home there Biccies?

Having never seen your hoop.........I wouldn't know. Speak to Bernoulli.....he's Navy. Likes mens hoops.

You're only gay if you clench... :D

**Witchfinder_General** · 21-06-2005, 20:20

Smite thee facial image with thine entire collection of the manuscripts of the Magnacarta (hard back edition). Cast thy satanical phlemage unto thy pit of boiled rabbits.

**Myss** · 21-06-2005, 22:47

A close second to WG's nomination:

I give you Julie Burchill... eager to be decorated with a couple right hooks or a brillo pad facial.

**Gomphus_clavatus** · 21-06-2005, 23:20

Im not sure if this waste of oxygen has featured...... however for your attention I give you.........

**Gomphus_clavatus** · 21-06-2005, 23:21

He makes my hands itch....

**YANK60** · 22-06-2005, 06:17

I could punch this fat face for a week.

A child molester from Ohio. Looks like somebody beat me to the punch.

**Lance_Comical** · 22-06-2005, 06:45

Originally Posted by BuckFelize

Mandelswine, Jonathan Ross, TCB, TCH, Cherie ****ing Bliar, and this cnut... especially this cnut.

Yup, this Chav Scum deserves a slap, lynch, happy slap, filling in, head jobbed,

**VirtualSoapBox** · 22-06-2005, 12:15

Try this site for a similar theme

http://www.land.army.r.mil.uk/landc/...me/index.htm#S

My hatred is probably greatest for Lisa Riley, the useless fat ###?$%Â£&* aarrrgh!!!!!! She is without a doubt living proof that humanity has stepped away from the teaching and theories of Darwin.

Not only is she physically an affront to the dignity of mankind the TV programme she fronts is clearly a refuge for the educationally blighted. To think that every saturday we allow that Corpulent, Cretinous Blancmange into the lives of the interlectually vulnerable is a crime against humanity seldom seen outside a South American CIA sponsored puppet regime.

Punching is too good and she would feel it anyway. If you burnt her at the stake she'd flair up brighter and hotter than a Space Shuttle launch. So put the programme makers in a big tin can fasten it to her head and set fire to the fat bitch then we really will have TV from space.

**TankiesYank** · 22-06-2005, 19:29

Sorry, having problems posting an image (fecking Mac) but this a$$hole's face induces me to violence:

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/...35/photo1.html

image added by c_c due to passion seen

Please, God, even if You do think that "The Passion of the Christ" is the greatest movie ever, like he undoubtedly believes...just two minutes, me, Mel Gibson and an aluminum bat.

It would be worth every minute of my ten-year sentence just to pop that self-righteous little tw@t right in the varnished teeth, once.

(Edited to thank c_c, while I chew half a roll of Tums in order to calm my seething guts...)

**Cuddles** · 23-06-2005, 10:54

Alastair Campbell has one of those faces you would never get tired of kicking...

**mizkrissi** · 05-07-2005, 05:41

Definitely in my top ten of punchable faces. Surprised no one put them in before now.

*red mist descending*

**DozyBint** · 01-03-2006, 05:19

I nominate John:

Guess which one I mean?

John has a face that I don't think I'd ever tire of punching. He also has THE most annoyingly camp voice, one that makes me want to stamp on his throat to destroy his vocal cords. I am happy to report that they are the first team to be eliminated from The Amazing Race 9 as I like the programme (I don't know whether it's shown in the UK, but you get to see caricature Spams doing and saying the OTT and hideously embarrassing things that only Spams seem to be able) but wouldn't have been able to watch it had they lasted any longer than episode 2...