Thread: Punchable faces.

I shall just make myself clear. Anyone who wishes to be in Big Fcuking Brother should be sent to the moon after having all their skin removed with a set of hydraulic jaws as used by the Fire service. Prior to this, they should be thrown into Longleats Lion enclosure covered in Zebra pish and blood and made to box with each other wearing Stanley knives for boxing gloves as a 'weekly task'.

Then shot in the face.

Cnuts.

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john

Ballkickers. The monkey with the number 9 shirt. (Beckham's mug is not punchable and his brain puts Rooney's to shame).


How did this one trick pony cnut get missed?


Ooo'er. Best not. He's harder than depleted uranium. Isn't he SAS too???

Guffaw!

The spawn of Satan!! Burn em, Burn em I tell thee!!! They have got the most punchable faces ever!! Smiling cheesey Fokkers!!

.........But I'd still give Jane one

Originally Posted by canteen_cowboy

who? him?



yeah shoe him as well

If he's a short-arrse it ties in with an anectode told to me last night by(pauses for name-drop) ....... Phil Collins. He either witnessed (or saw a video) of departure scene from some muso award ceremony.

There was a bit of a press scrum, and the little $h1t (LS) gets into car, which sweeps past the press - then stopped about 15 yds down the road. LS debusses and heads for innocuous-looking photographer, whom he accuses repeatedly and aggressively of having kicked his car. Journo denies it, supported by others.

LS with moral support from his minders gets even more aggressive until he is laid low by a Glasgow kiss from the journo. Collapse of not very stout party and applause from onlookers. Phil Collins told this with a great deal of satisfaction.

Oh yeah - Room 101, due out September. He also had something of a pop on the Gallagher brothers, and list programmes (100 Greatest ....) - little realising that Room 101 is a list of things etc etc. He drums better than Paul Merton though.

And the unfunny tw@t behind the mask.

the best that BBC America has to offer:



and this hideous gwar:



The good news is they supply their own shovels :D

These are the worst http://www.melandsuewebsite.co.uk/gallery.htm

And this Sandi Toksvig

grrrrr

While all of the foregoing undoubtedly deserve a good slapping the following must be in the running for "everybody wants to punch me" champ of all time.



Not only incredibly punchable but her fcuking voice .

Burn the witch.......

Those teeth look nails... Don't think a fist would do it - baseball bat for her I think!

How about these two overblown up their own arrse twäts:

....and of course:

How dare you want to punch Britney? You scumbag. Pistols at Dawn I say. She's a Princess.

Sorry ST, I take it all back. She is indeed a princess

Here is a troika of tossers who are real candidates for the port and starboard Pistons of Pain...