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**Listy** · 20-06-2005, 14:06

This Is the Crazy frog!

Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..

**convoy_cock** · 20-06-2005, 14:09

I can't believe this little c-unt hasn't been on yet.

Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.

I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.

Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 14:16

Last one from me promise..............

Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!

He grips my shit BIG TIME!!!

**Beanz** · 20-06-2005, 16:30

Originally Posted by Seadog

Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.

ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!

geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!

i like this thread

**cpunk** · 20-06-2005, 16:33

Originally Posted by bernoulli

I am a mild-mannered Artificer in my late thirties, but recently I have started to notice that there are some faces that just seem made to be punched, top of the list being Labour toady John Birt:

Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!

**Hitlerwasabitnaughty** · 20-06-2005, 16:34

Jayne Middlemiss.

As SOON as she opens her stupid gob I want to bash her dish in with a very large Fire Extingiusher.

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 20-06-2005, 16:38

I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......

She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 16:40

Originally Posted by Mighty_doh_nut

I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......

She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth

Still give her a good hate Fcuking though!!! :D

**Beanz** · 20-06-2005, 16:41

Originally Posted by Mighty_doh_nut

I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......

She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth

you could feed her the decayed remains of her "pal" lena zavaroni!