Punchable faces.

**blessed baby cakes** · 20-06-2005, 10:06

Sir Andrew Turnbull, head of the Civil Service, face like a well smacked arrse.....

Beebs :(

**Myss** · 20-06-2005, 10:47

Originally Posted by Sabre

Nothing further to say really!!

Originally Posted by Pielover

Also it looks like someone has skiffed Mugabe's top lip....

Originally Posted by Seadog

Arafat is too dead to notice but Blunkett won't see it coming!

Poofs seem to be favoured in this thread. Mandelbum, Elton Latrine, Barrymore, the wallpaper homs, Elton's chum, Jonathon King, Jacko (who was found not guilty! ). I'd like to assure my Equality and Diversity Officer that their inclusion is coincidental with their sexuality.

Just brighten up morning cheers :D

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 13:01

6 elbows...........1 jab, and 1 headbutt!!!

He wasn't even that annoying?????

**FunkyNewBlood** · 20-06-2005, 13:04

The Timmy Mallet picture took me back to my childhood and reminded me of a face i've wanted to punch for a very long time, Geoffrey Hayes out of Rainbow; patronising cnut.

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 13:22

Another one I could Knock the Fcuk out of is Gaz Top, he's the reason some kids grew up with a lisp!!! That has to earn extra digs

**idlestab** · 20-06-2005, 13:40

getting the pictures would just make my blood boil, but . . .

http://www.jamieoliver.co.uk/

www.timhenman.org

AAAAGGGHHH

**VirtualSoapBox** · 20-06-2005, 13:51

Every single last one of these no life failures

http://www.celebrityloveisland.tv/

feckin freaks all off them

**growler** · 20-06-2005, 13:53

Kilroy-silk or, indeed, anybody coloured orange!

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 13:55

Oopps!! Duplicate deleted!!!

**stameen_s** · 20-06-2005, 14:01

How could we leave out Piers Moron, who has been proven punchable by J Clarkson Esq.:

eh? whats this about then? (not that id object, or anything...)

**Listy** · 20-06-2005, 14:06

This Is the Crazy frog!

Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..

**convoy_cock** · 20-06-2005, 14:09

I can't believe this little c-unt hasn't been on yet.

Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.

I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.

Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.

**beardo** · 20-06-2005, 14:16

Last one from me promise..............

Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!

He grips my shit BIG TIME!!!

**Beanz** · 20-06-2005, 16:30

Originally Posted by Seadog

Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.

ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!

geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!

i like this thread

**cpunk** · 20-06-2005, 16:33

Originally Posted by bernoulli

I am a mild-mannered Artificer in my late thirties, but recently I have started to notice that there are some faces that just seem made to be punched, top of the list being Labour toady John Birt:

Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!