Thread: Punchable faces.

Originally Posted by Seadog

For starters, a target rich environment. What's the idea behind this thread Bernoulli? Mass Grave part two?

This isn't about objectionable people per se, but about objectionable people who happen to have highly slappable grids.
I used J Birt as an example because he has a smug, prissy, pussy-kissing little mouth and a fat jawline. And he is a knob.
Both the Gallagher brothers out of Oasis are another good example.

I like this thread!

Professor Sir Laurence Freedman, who not only wrote a Bliar-sponsored book which apparently propounds that the Argies are right in re the Falklands, but also has a face that begs for a fist in it:


Ivor Caplin, who has retired from politics in order to spend more time as my punchbag (actually, that's a lie, but Ivor's no stranger to those, is he?):


How could we leave out Piers Moron, who has been proven punchable by J Clarkson Esq.:


And on the receiving end for a change:


I think these all fit Bernie's criteria...

Originally Posted by Mister_Angry

Any one for 'happy slapping'?

You just would never grow tired, would you?

On my last ship we had a punch-bag hanging up over the quarterdeck. Various wags had drawn the faces of the ship's Heads of Department on the bag. I found it highly therapeutic to spend part of the Dogs leathering the sh+t out of the XO, or whoever..

Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.

watch and shoot

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Ventress. I think your Blackadder signature is from Captain Blackadder circa 1916. 'Bob' in 1588 Blackadder was more convincing and discomforting (and not just for Edmund )

Michael feckin Portillo, what a smug cnut!

For p***ing me off royaly the other week

Norway's version of one of these fekkers



and these extortion racketeers, the norwegian customs mafia

Nothing further to say really!!

Like a technicolour Himmler.

Originally Posted by Seadog

For starters, a target rich environment. What's the idea behind this thread Bernoulli? Mass Grave part two?

The cnuts in these pictures are showing the biggest things they have shoved up Cherie's arrse. Mandy is included as he was up TCB's arse when TCB's fingers were knuckle deep. Also it looks like someone has skiffed Mugabe's top lip...

Arafat is too dead to notice but Blunkett won't see it coming!

Poofs seem to be favoured in this thread. Mandelbum, Elton Latrine, Barrymore, the wallpaper homs, Elton's chum, Jonathon King, Jacko (who was found not guilty! ). I'd like to assure my Equality and Diversity Officer that their inclusion is coincidental with their sexuality.

If we're going for sheer punchability then Malcolm Glazer has got to rate pretty highly. I can't stand Man Utd but you'd just slap this bloke on principle. He's even called Malcolm FFS!