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My hatred is probably greatest for Lisa Riley, the useless fat ###?$%£&* aarrrgh!!!!!! She is without a doubt living proof that humanity has stepped away from the teaching and theories of Darwin.

Not only is she physically an affront to the dignity of mankind the TV programme she fronts is clearly a refuge for the educationally blighted. To think that every saturday we allow that Corpulent, Cretinous Blancmange into the lives of the interlectually vulnerable is a crime against humanity seldom seen outside a South American CIA sponsored puppet regime.

Punching is too good and she would feel it anyway. If you burnt her at the stake she'd flair up brighter and hotter than a Space Shuttle launch. So put the programme makers in a big tin can fasten it to her head and set fire to the fat bitch then we really will have TV from space.

Sorry, having problems posting an image (fecking Mac) but this a$$hole's face induces me to violence:

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/...35/photo1.html


image added by c_c due to passion seen

Please, God, even if You do think that "The Passion of the Christ" is the greatest movie ever, like he undoubtedly believes...just two minutes, me, Mel Gibson and an aluminum bat.

It would be worth every minute of my ten-year sentence just to pop that self-righteous little tw@t right in the varnished teeth, once.

(Edited to thank c_c, while I chew half a roll of Tums in order to calm my seething guts...)

Alastair Campbell has one of those faces you would never get tired of kicking...

Definitely in my top ten of punchable faces. Surprised no one put them in before now.



*red mist descending*

I nominate John:



Guess which one I mean?

John has a face that I don't think I'd ever tire of punching. He also has THE most annoyingly camp voice, one that makes me want to stamp on his throat to destroy his vocal cords. I am happy to report that they are the first team to be eliminated from The Amazing Race 9 as I like the programme (I don't know whether it's shown in the UK, but you get to see caricature Spams doing and saying the OTT and hideously embarrassing things that only Spams seem to be able) but wouldn't have been able to watch it had they lasted any longer than episode 2...

Originally Posted by TankiesYank

Please, God, even if You do think that "The Passion of the Christ" is the greatest movie ever, like he undoubtedly believes...just two minutes, me, Mel Gibson and an aluminum bat.

IMHO, Gibson's remake of The Life of Brian was nowhere near as funny as the original.

Now, for my vote. Ann Coulter. I have made peace with the fact that I am filled with hate, but I can honestly say that there is nobody else on planet Earth- not Osama bin Laden, not Michael Jackson, Garry Glitter or George W Bush- who can fill my stomach with bile and grip my sh1t like this fcuking harpie:

... Carol fecking Vorderman.

Consistently did shite in all her uni exams. I am cleverer, better at maths and my tit's don't hang around my knees like hers. Slag.

Fcuking dog.

I'd punch her. Then I'd punch her again... Then I'd hit her in the face with a shovel and then set fire to her.

(... actually I'm sure she's very nice, but I hate all those debt fecking adverts she's sold out doing. B*tch).

John Prescott has the sort of face you could never get tired of stotting. In fact it looks as though somebody has started without the rest of us...oy, hold on I want a go too!

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This 2 bit s lut bag



this smarmy cnut

And, anyone remember that little sh it of a kid from the Werthers original advert.

These 3 could keep me going for a month.

Edited to say: Doesnt look like the pics are showing up, the first one was Anna Nicole Smith and the second was Alan tawt face Shearer.