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    Was in Dunblane last year for a wee break, Murray for all his critics elsewhere is loved in his home town as he constantly returns, always takes the trophies that he has won back to Dunblane Tennis Club for the encouragement of younger players.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang_Farrier View Post
    Was in Dunblane last year for a wee break, Murray for all his critics elsewhere is loved in his home town as he constantly returns, always takes the trophies that he has won back to Dunblane Tennis Club for the encouragement of younger players.
    All well and good, but does he take his girlfriend back with him, so she can put on a show involving a tennis bat handle so that she too can encourage younger players?

    Guessing not, but the thought is a wankworthy one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang_Farrier View Post
    Was in Dunblane last year for a wee break, Murray for all his critics elsewhere is loved in his home town as he constantly returns, always takes the trophies that he has won back to Dunblane Tennis Club for the encouragement of younger players.
    He won't be taking the Wimbledon trophy will he!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kilo42 View Post
    Maybe because he had just fucked up a mega million payday ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twattipus View Post
    All well and good, but does he take his girlfriend back with him, so she can put on a show involving a tennis bat handle so that she too can encourage younger players?

    Guessing not, but the thought is a wankworthy one.
    The handle? That's for amateurs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang_Farrier View Post
    The handle? That's for amateurs!
    Wouldn't it be like putting her fanny through a chipper the other way round?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fang_Farrier View Post
    Was in Dunblane last year for a wee break, Murray for all his critics elsewhere is loved in his home town as he constantly returns, always takes the trophies that he has won back to Dunblane Tennis Club for the encouragement of younger players.
    But Thomas Hamilton took his sporting stuff to school & look what a fuss was made
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    What do you call a Scotsman holding the Wimbledon Trophy?

    The engraver!


    Hahahahahaha... Sorry, that's as old as the hills - in fact I used it a while ago with reference to the Calcutta Cup: still bloody funny though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    But Thomas Hamilton took his sporting stuff to school & look what a fuss was made

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    Quote Originally Posted by CI Bloke View Post
    Was that where they teach the 3 R's

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