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Discuss Christmas - The Time For Wanting To Kill You Family. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by johnboyzzz
You mean Santa is not real
Oh yes he is!!!!...
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08-09-2010, 19:27 #51Senior Member
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Oh yes he is!!!!
Originally Posted by johnboyzzz
You mean Santa is not real
I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry
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08-09-2010, 20:56 #52Senior Member
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You son, are fucking banned. Improper use of the 'S' word in open forum. Originally Posted by easesprings
Jesus fucking Christ, this is hard son. We expected so much of you. But you have let us down, you have let the team down and worst of all, you have let yourself down. Now fuck off quietly and be lucky.A million years on and still in trouble, put down your fists and hit it wiv a shovel.
Sun Tzu. The Art Of War.
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08-09-2010, 22:42 #53He's behind you! Originally Posted by fairy_nuff
ARRSE - Not as funny as it used to be since 2003.
Any state which has a permanent staff of officials, they begin as our servants and end up imagining themselves our masters.
Cicero
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08-09-2010, 22:58 #54Senior Member
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Christmas cant be that far, why just a couple of weekends ago there was a fuck off massive snowman in Festival Place in Basingstoke, with snow machines and a little Santa grotto. I shit you not, this was the middle of August...
If the shit hits the fan switch the fan off. Else you get covered in shit...
"Men sleep soundly in their beds at night, because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" - George Orwell
Arte et Marte - Ruin Every Maiden Eventualy
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08-09-2010, 23:33 #55Senior Member
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There must be somewhere in the world that you can go that isn`t tainted by the whole money grubbing, tatt flogging, Ho Ho Ho, we have to suffer every year. Suggestions please.
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09-09-2010, 01:32 #56Senior Member
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.....Iran. Originally Posted by trowel
There is a God and he looked down on the Earth and said "Let there be Liberal Democrats in the Government" and it came to pass that the disciple Dave brought Nick back from the wilderness and there was much partying.
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09-09-2010, 02:03 #57Senior Member
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I would like a Christmas with just the missus and I, and mayb some drinking buddies.... But her sister has had to get Keith Cheggers and drop around the 20th of Dec. So can't go to Tenerife ala our friends now, and what makes it worse they got an upgrade to a mega suite thing... cnuts.
I shall be in Birmingham at this seasonal time, bored, fed up, get shit gifts from people who get all fluffy about this Christmas sheeite.. and all I wanted was to get a nice new watch, and a really bad hangover (with possibly an empty sack and a slight thrushy/yeast itch due to the missus being on/just coming off the rag!) Now that would be a fooking good time.
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09-09-2010, 02:30 #58Senior Member
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Why settle for merely wanting to kill them? Why should your bloodlust remain unrequited? Just kill them FFS, you'll only have to do it once. In any case, if your family is anything like mine, you won't be the only one who feels this way.
No, not by any means.
So kill them.
NOW!
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09-09-2010, 02:40 #59Senior Member
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I prefer the Christian festival that is Easter..... oh no wait a minute!
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09-09-2010, 03:53 #60Senior Member
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Darfur. Originally Posted by trowel
Gruinard Island.
The MacDonnell Ranges.
The Sea of Storms.
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