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    Quote Originally Posted by Miner View Post
    . . Now I'm desperate to move back to closer to my parents, family, and friends. . . .
    Would this release you from the Welsh hole where you live now?

    If so, double bonus.
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    Yes, a handsome chisled chinned gentleman, forced to fall on his sword (not a pork one) when a homosexual vicar objected to a suggestion that gay pride march terminated at Auschwitz.


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    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings View Post
    Must be time for this then
    Stand still, that man! we'll have none of that emotional crap, its only christmas, its not like a new Messiah has been dropped by some 14 yr old virgin in a lock up in Moss Side
    They shall grow not old, as we who are left grow old
    Age shall not weary them or the years condemn
    At the going down of the sun and in the morning
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    Would this release you from the Welsh hole where you live now?

    If so, double bonus.
    It would indeed, sir.
    Although I will be moving to another Welsh hole (Cardiff).
    However this one is primarily English speaking and hasn't got as big a chip on it's shoulder regarding the English.
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    Where families are involved you MUST do what you want and suit yourself, you will never please them all and if you try you end up compromising your own holiday and upsetting some one any way. By pleasing your self at least one family is happy...YOURS!!!!
    When I'm good, I'm good and when I'm bad I'm even better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clever_teacher_lady View Post
    . . . . . . By pleasing your self at least one family is happy...YOURS!!!!
    Your not from Cumbria by any chance are you CTL? I only ask as females pleasing themselves seems to be becoming prevalent there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers View Post
    Damn right. My annual day of celebration is 12th Feb. Darwin's brithday.
    Ficken mein alte stiefel, I share my birthday with Darwin. Everyday's a school day, cheers Ravers.
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"

    Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......

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    Ho ho ho ho!
    Older,but no wiser.

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    I prefer, ho ho.

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    Hoe hoe surely?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Bollox to Christmas. Its September for fucks sake
    I'm not always this cynical. I am usually worse...

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    Brave talk trans-sane...nine weeks away!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Not nine weeks...fifteen weeks. Sorry if anybody topped themselves on that basis. My bad!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    Not nine weeks...fifteen weeks. Sorry if anybody topped themselves on that basis. My bad!
    Second time in as many weeks we have had a contender for Gordon Brown on this site. Oldsters like you can't try an "in my day" about falling maths standards now can you ;)
    I'm not always this cynical. I am usually worse...

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    Now then. I on't need to be accurate, I'm an economist not a mathematician. Anyway, scarily it is nine weeks to the first event on my Christmas social calendar, which is what confused me!

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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