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    Nice place? Anywhere within the boundaries of the North York Moors. ...within 200yds of a pub, obviously. ...and out of site of RAF Fylingdales.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Ferring, W Sx - Tudor Close pub in fact; former resident boxer dog's fizzer had a champeen set of gnashers I recall, jutting out like Esther Rantzen and Janet Street-Porter's miracle love child!
    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye."

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    Quote Originally Posted by morsk View Post
    Pretty much everywhere East of Axeminster
    so pretty much the whole of england then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    Nice place? Anywhere within the boundaries of the North York Moors. ...within 200yds of a pub, obviously. ...and out of site of RAF Fylingdales.
    Putties, are you trying to laugh about the pub in my village closing?

    If not my fictional village, then St Bees. Purely for the fact that my brother lives there and knows everyone and you can see the seaside from his house and he's nails.

    EODMatt, we were in Seaton Carew the other week to park for the Tall Ships thingy. You can keep that one thanks. Isn't it twinned with Widnes?
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    Dale, you don't live on the North York Moors. To get there you'd have to travel more than 12 miles and cross 3 main roads. I don't think you'd be allowed to go. You may look at them, though.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    Dale, you don't live on the North York Moors. To get there you'd have to travel more than 12 miles and cross 3 main roads. I don't think you'd be allowed to go. You may look at them, though.
    I can see them from my bedroom window. So what does Richmond count as then?

    Oh, and you know I am not allowed to cross main roads without my helpers. Silly!
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    Richmond's in Swaledale, Dale. That's in the Dales, Dale.

    The Dales are nice, Dale, but I didn't include them because then I'd have to filter out places like Catterick and Bellerby.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    Richmond's in Swaledale, Dale. That's in the Dales, Dale.

    The Dales are nice, Dale, but I didn't include them because then I'd have to filter out places like Catterick and Bellerby.
    //shudders//

    Can we not say that we like Stanley? I managed to get you some BFTs didn't I?

    You are correct though, I do live in the Dales.

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    Stanley's OK, but I prefer the place that it's twinned with. The fish is fresher.
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

    I am a number. I am not a free man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    Stanley's OK, but I prefer the place that it's twinned with. The fish is fresher.
    Dracula sucked the blood out of those fish first, and I bet K13 says different to your comment.

    I wasn't JEC for nuffink you know!
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    Woodcote in Oxfordshire. Lovely little village, pub from 1600's (more recent plumbing though). postboxes still have VR cypher.

    Grantchester in Cambridgeshire is nice but not quite as rural.
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    Well, the cod in the Narrows Bar tasted as though it had been frozen. Wouldn't happen in Whitby. And as for the batter...
    "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...

    "A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
    So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).

    I am a number. I am not a free man.

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    Penrith.

    If you ignore the fact that it's the smackhead capital of NW England, a pleasant town:

    plenty of decent pubs, easy access to motorways, only an hour or so from anywhere you're ever likely to want to go (ie, not darn saarf) and a variety of specialist shops full of stuff you didn't know you needed.

    Also close enough to Catterick for a day out. If you wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciggie View Post
    Where is a good place in the UK ? Where would you have your dreamhouse ?
    The Needles lighthouse. You're (the rest of humankind) a bunch of cunts.
    Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.

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    Or try Googling "Republic of Sealand".

    Not quite part of UK, not exactly Foreign.

    At least their "king" thinks so.

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