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**sparksmalarks** · 05-10-2010, 12:21

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

So finding someone to carry you is out of the question?

After last year I think I'll need to be chained to someone to be safe this time :D

**Sparky2339** · 07-10-2010, 02:31

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

So finding someone to carry you is out of the question?

I'm not saying he's a lightweight, but he drinks Babycham Tops..

Originally Posted by sparksmalarks

After last year I think I'll need to be chained to someone to be safe this time :D

Thought that happened in the guardroom at Redford before you were rescued?...

**sparksmalarks** · 08-10-2010, 15:42

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

I'm not saying he's a lightweight, but he drinks Babycham Tops..

Thought that happened in the guardroom at Redford before you were rescued?...

I'm just glad I never let the horses escape as was done the week before

**Sparky2339** · 08-10-2010, 17:27

Originally Posted by sparksmalarks

I'm just glad I never let the horses escape as was done the week before

I heard it was elephants...

**tiger stacker** · 08-10-2010, 17:31

Originally Posted by Sparky2339

I heard it was elephants...

You don't mean to say the less attractive ladies of Edinburgh Eskbank and the suburbs, observed by their lugs and beaks(no apologies to those who have the misfortune of waking up next to a 6 pint beauty ad shuddered).

**Sparky2339** · 08-10-2010, 17:52

Originally Posted by tiger stacker

You don't mean to say the less attractive ladies of Edinburgh Eskbank and the suburbs, observed by their lugs and beaks(no apologies to those who have the misfortune of waking up next to a 6 pint beauty ad shuddered).

You're not far off.

I was meaning those damsels that work for ESS...

**LadyPadBrat** · 09-10-2010, 01:56

Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65

So finding someone to carry you is out of the question?

If the route march becomes too much in your manolos...there's always the rickshaws!! (highly recommended!)

**taboo** · 09-10-2010, 06:44

[QUOTE=LadyPadBrat;3448604]If the route march becomes too much in your manolos...there's always the rickshaws!! (highly recommended!)[/QUOTE

I dont trust them things esp if they are like the ones in London!Badgirl can give me a piggy back..Actually on second thoughts she may drop me

**Monty417** · 09-10-2010, 13:19

After posting this on the wrong thread..........

Thanks joker.

Re this crawl. Maybe I can help with a Hotel if you're not yet sorted.

If you phone the reservation team on 01786 826506
and quote BP Pensions or visit www.hotelconnexions.com/bppensioners you'll be getting a huge discount on the 4 star 'The King James' ie B&B for £57 Fri & Sat and £35 Sun to Thurs.
It's just off Princess Street.
There is also the 5 star Fraser Suites, just off the Royal Mile and that will cost per room, £53 Friday & Sat and £47 Sun. Mon to Thurs is £50.

FFS though, remember that you're a BP pensioner. If you think you look a bit young, BP have people drawing pensions from age 45, lazy cunts.

Hope you all have a great time and raise lots of charity money too.

Monty.