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    Senior Member Drivers_log's Avatar
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    . The crying game. Goodbye, Wise one.

    I'll start off the mourners...the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
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    And I'll see my own Obama Crying and raise myself some gay men.
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    Another tear is shed ...

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    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    So fair well then Tropper.
    On a cold wet night in Belfast,
    You became acquainted with death.
    He became overly familiar with you,
    Once you retired to Cardiff.
    A seagull pauses over your grave
    Defecates and flies on.

    Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"

    They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles View Post
    So fair well then Tropper.
    On a cold wet night in Belfast,
    You became acquainted with death.
    He became overly familiar with you,
    Once you retired to Cardiff.
    A seagull pauses over your grave
    Defecates and flies on.
    That was shoite

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    And he was shite in bed.

    The End.

    Or is it .....................
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

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    Wink

    farewell tropper
    cold dark wet street
    sleep fast

    (it loses something in its translation from japanese ;) )
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    The major didn't think of his superiors as fools, of course,
    since it would follow that everyone who obeyed them was a
    fool. He used the term 'unwise', and felt worried when he used
    it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallbrownprivates View Post
    farewell tropper
    cold dark wet street
    sleep fast
    Always one....
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Farewell dear Tropper
    Alas you had to go
    You'll have to shop in Asda
    'Cos Tesco they said 'No'!
    ''Up 800 - 4 men stood anxiously''

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    Stop posting shoite! I want tears!

    A decent crowd for The Great Man.
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    I remember the days,
    When he was just a pup.




    He removed all his clothes
    and made me throw up.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    Alas poor Tropper, he's been stood down,
    The bloke with most sheds in town.
    On angelic wings he now takes flight,
    The veteran of that long dark night.

    When he gets to black cat heaven the fucker will still post on the travel thread to say he's been there!

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    The news reaches Gaza...


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    And they await Tropper's arrival in Valhalla
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    What's the story?

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