Discuss Goodbye, Tropper. Wise one. at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by jarrod248
Originally Posted by thegimp
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Tropper just wants you to think he's dead but really he's on a secret mission for Tony Blair to rid Africa of AIDS by bumming every famine ravaged child on the continent.
'Any gang of politicos is like the eighth circle of hell, but the american breed is specially awful because they take it seriously and believe it matters'
He who grew not old, and spoke not sense. Will be waved off tomorrow. Crowds gather as we speak.
The funeral procession will leave Troppers Nans house at 08:30 hours and make its way through Marble Arch, along Horseguards and to Troppers final resting place.
This will be secret in order that The Brigade of Guards do not have to wade through a sea of Everton Tops, tatty flowers thrown on the floor and soggy pictures of our beloved Soulja sellotaped to lamp posts.
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