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**Whiskybreath** · 21-08-2010, 17:43

Best - Mon Cherie, of course. Once went there after a mess dinner with about ten others, all in messkit. Well, travel on the U-Bahn was free, wunnit? One of our number was a noted expert on the brothels of Berlin, and had a regular arrangement with the STD clinic at BMH.

Worst - Fish and Chips, Eket, Nigeria. The food was good, but the girls were decidedly underage. The Americans seemed to like that.

Not bad, not bad at all - the place in Montego Bay, Jamaica where my boss and I went for a glass or two of Red Stripe and we recognised one of the girls as a Captain in the JDF. They had a cabaret show, lit only by UV; all you could see on stage was white tennis shoes and pearly-white teeth. Surreal.

**uncle_vanya** · 22-08-2010, 16:36

Young Uncle V has never, ever made use of these Ladies of ze Night (allergic to Penicilin, so a no-no). But when in his 20's, along with other squaddies at 28 Sig Regt (BR) St Tonis, Krefeld, we used to go down to Amsterdam and have a wander around Canal Strasse and 'Window Lick' these nice young ladies sat in their windows displaying the wares....... Hoohrah!!

One was usually far too pisshed to partake of anything except window shopping and winder-licking.....

**seaeagle** · 23-08-2010, 12:24

take your pick of bars in the four floors, Orchard Road, singers......apart from the Crazy Horse bar on the 4th floor...

**JoeCivvie** · 23-08-2010, 13:48

Originally Posted by seaeagle

take your pick of bars in the four floors, Orchard Road, singers......apart from the Crazy Horse bar on the 4th floor...

Ah, the famous 'four floors of whores'

**regular_imbiber** · 23-08-2010, 14:59

Ooh La La's in Hohne was always handy to eat your gyros and have a final beer at the end of a pleasant evening's imbibing.

**tonto108** · 24-08-2010, 13:03

Camino club, outside Hameln. strip club with the usual 'extras'
one of the strippers pushed me glasses up her work shute, 3 days later all the metal bits turned green and the arms fell off. Remember a few worried looks over that, straingly enough all from married guys. Well I found it funny at the time. Still do actually, was a bitch till I got the specs fixed 'cause I didnt have a spare pair.