Thread: Brothels I have known

Does any 1 remember the lady body builder type j****i who used to operate a "massage and physio" at Bodies Gym in Mabgate, Leeds .

Was I the only dumb sod who actually went for a rub down (phnar)

There is a peripatetic brothel in Mayfair, run by two charming Nigerians, Lucky and Daisy. They ply their pimping trade at the Piccadilly end of Dover Street and are disgustingly hearty about it all. God bless them.

Then if you are in Edinburgh, there is a massage parlour next door to the Murrayfield Bar. Next to the pizza/kebab shop. Classy. :D

Even until the early 80s there was a place in Kowloon, in Chungking Mansions, that allowed you to sign for it! 'It' appeared on your next mess-bill.

Only place I've had a gun pulled on me by a policeman was in 'Red Lips' also in Kowloon. Out on a 'run ashore' with some naughty sailors!

I was called to the Pinkhaus just outside Fally on more than one occasion to nick a squaddie who had indulged and didn't have money to pay the bill!! ;)

Originally Posted by Cuddles

There is a peripatetic brothel in Mayfair, run by two charming Nigerians, Lucky and Daisy. They ply their pimping trade at the Piccadilly end of Dover Street and are disgustingly hearty about it all. God bless them.

Then if you are in Edinburgh, there is a massage parlour next door to the Murrayfield Bar. Next to the pizza/kebab shop. Classy. :D

Realy i must pop in and say hello next time im in London with out Mrs LLTQ and the going rate is ?

Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones

Sennelager, Ex Lionheart 1984.

Night off so we pile into a taxi and go on the rampage in Paderborn.

After much booze, schnellys etc it is suggested that we find the 'Red Light' district.
No fucker knows where it is so in desperation we find a tame taxi driver and explain our interest in Grotland, Paderborn.

"Ach Ja", says the taxi driver with a knowing look, "I know vot you lads vont unt I vill take you zere" which we thought was a bit odd because we thought he was Irish.

After about 30 minutes we are deposited outside the gates of the camp where we are staying and informed that the 'naughty house' is directly opposite.

Interesting night.

Thankyou Renate.

I remember being out on the strip, must have ben a leaving do or something, few dental officers, fwe NCOs and a young ginger private, who thought he would try out the Seenelager brothel, off he disppeared, to return a few minutes later saying it was shut. At 11pm on a Saturday. He did admit later that he'd been refused entry, not sure if was for gingerness or looking too young!

Originally Posted by nark

The best ever was "The Jambo House Hotel" in Nanyuki, Kenya - full of Alexandra Burke lookalikes who for the equivalent of 4 quid would see one OK with giggy-gig"

i thought it was called the sportsmans bar when i visited in 92' the girl running the place was called Grace and i think she had the african slim fast disease(AIDS)
was bloody cheap ! even though i managed to spunk £1500 in the 8 weeks we were there(was single)

edited to add "yes i double bagged and scrubbed the fook out of my nether regions" for about 2 hours a day!

"Pig Alley" (sp?) was exactly 3 miles from the camp gates (Hammersmith) in Herford. Perfect for BFT practice. Coincidence? I think not.
I wasn't whoring I was training!

NAAFI Bordon 1980s, espec after the WRACs arrived, Most of them went for free. 102 club belize city, sin bin med hat, Linienstrasse dortmund, 10 mark alley braunsweig, and championed by the Eros Centre in Hamburg. I could reminisce all night.

Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann

Matt.A piccie is worth a thousand words.

And more than my life is worth mate. They don't f uck about around here if you do things to piss them off.

Originally Posted by lsquared

Even until the early 80s there was a place in Kowloon, in Chungking Mansions, that allowed you to sign for it! 'It' appeared on your next mess-bill.

Only place I've had a gun pulled on me by a policeman was in 'Red Lips' also in Kowloon. Out on a 'run ashore' with some naughty sailors!

Ah yes Red Lips, I knew it well topless girls in panties sitting at glass topped tables. Yummy!

Best: King Peter's Bar in Berlin (Grunewald Str near top of the Avus) (been in the bath at Mon-Cheri and it hasn't a patch on the KP)
Worst: Helen's Bar in Regina St, Nicosia (circa 1973). Ended up on the wrong side of a knife fight there.

Originally Posted by Norfolk Chance

Best: King Peter's Bar in Berlin (Grunewaldstr near top of the Avus) (been in the bath at Mon-Cheri and it hasn't a patch on the KP)
Worst: Helen's Bar in Regina St, Nicosia (circa 1973). Ended up on the wrong side of a knife fight there.

Blimey Helens Bar, thanks for reviving that little memory. First time I went there was in 68, when I was a young lad with the UN, I was fascinated by her demonstration of the "Little Man in a boat", also she used to keep the expensive beer, Carlsberg on the bottom shelves so that you got an eyeful when she bent over to get it, if you bought the cheap Keo she didn't have to bend down. I went back there some time in the early 80's when on Ex Lions Sun or some such swan, she was still working then although she must have been in her 50's, needless to say we had a quick beer for old times sake and left sharpish.

Prague 2005.
Darlings - Was the best for me. Good stage shows and good choice of naked ladies walking around on offer. They even had a dwarf there, which freaked the shit out of one of my mates. A bit pricey though.

The Red Light District Brothel - Had to pay a nominal fee (about 20p) to get in through a turnstile. Lots of rooms off of one corridor with accomodating ladies. One of them was a gorgeous blonde who actually had a queue outside her room. Good shag, but a miserable bitch. Reasonably priced.

Also got a nosh off a street walker in an alley on way back to my hotel from Darlings. I caught the bitch with her hand in my pocket trying to lift my wallet as she gobbled me. Crafty bitch. I sent her on her way. I didn't make too much of a fuss as I had my hand in her jacket pocket lifting her fags at the time. Which on closer inspection had the Praguenese version of a tenner selotaped to it. It was probably her taxi fare home.

I would compare:-
Darlings = Marks and Spencer. Decent quality that does what it says on the tin. Pricey but not extortionate.
Red Light Brothel = TK Maxx. Cheap, but you can pick up the odd bargain.
Street Walkers = Splott Market. You take your chances, with no money back guarentee.

Miner - you sir are the whore monger's whore monger. I like to think I answer the mail on most aspects of perverted pay per shag but I think "you get a case of beer for that one Viper"!