- 24-07-2010, 18:10 #31
BTW how does one get to 'jokes' now on t newfangled ( and better, I might add) site?Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 24-07-2010, 19:10 #32
He also sells Matteson sausages, pepperami and salami of all kinds, and loose pigs ears.
His is also the only shop in the area that sells GW sausage and tomato flovour crisps!
He's from Afghanistan and a great lad, goes out of his way to help you, giving folk a lift if they're at the bus stop and gives food to OAP's for nowt if it's going out of date the next day etc.
He doesn't drink nor smoke but pops into my local when there's a game on the big screen, has a soft drink and joins in with the banter.Sparky2339 is a doss-cunt with a brain. Fact. The Iron Duke said so. 27/10/12
- 24-07-2010, 20:13 #33You're all puffs.
Tour Dodging No-Mark Gongless Cold War Warrior, Cheers Easy ©1975-1987.
- 24-07-2010, 20:29 #34
Over priced tat and brands you've never heard of.Me ... In the nurse's dorm at 3am ... With my reputation? Has no one thought of the consequences?
- 24-07-2010, 20:50 #35
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Typhoon, hurricane and Tornado country. Lincolnshire.
Mars bars deep fried in pork dripping and wrapped with a rasher of streaky bacon, oh and a huge bag of those pork scratchings, the crunchy ones.
- 24-07-2010, 21:18 #36
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
Also a good Barmitzvah singer - on there local contacts board!
- 25-07-2010, 02:36 #37
The heads of Terry leaders, fresh off Her Majesty's NepaleseDon't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 25-07-2010, 03:00 #38Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project
- 25-07-2010, 03:31 #39
On the matter of what they should sell, I would certainly buy a box of toilet rolls printed with quotations from the Koran, if only to be gratuitously offensive by putting them in the toilets of those poxy restaurants in and around London who don't sell wine because "this is a Muslim area".3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 25-07-2010, 03:34 #40
Originally Posted by eodmatt"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
- Join Date
- May 2005
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.