Discuss Bacon in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; BTW how does one get to 'jokes' now on t newfangled ( and better, I might add) site?...
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BTW how does one get to 'jokes' now on t newfangled ( and better, I might add) site?
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 24-07-2010, 19:10 #32Senior Member
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Same where I live.
Originally Posted by CQMS 
He also sells Matteson sausages, pepperami and salami of all kinds, and loose pigs ears.
His is also the only shop in the area that sells GW sausage and tomato flovour crisps!
He's from Afghanistan and a great lad, goes out of his way to help you, giving folk a lift if they're at the bus stop and gives food to OAP's for nowt if it's going out of date the next day etc.
He doesn't drink nor smoke but pops into my local when there's a game on the big screen, has a soft drink and joins in with the banter.Sparky2339 is a doss-cunt with a brain. Fact. The Iron Duke said so. 27/10/12
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Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones I just thought it would be nice. Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman
I shall have a word with him tonight and see if something can be arranged.You're all puffs.
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Over priced tat and brands you've never heard of.
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Mars bars deep fried in pork dripping and wrapped with a rasher of streaky bacon, oh and a huge bag of those pork scratchings, the crunchy ones.
- 24-07-2010, 21:18 #36
The Torah.
Also a good Barmitzvah singer - on there local contacts board!
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The heads of Terry leaders, fresh off Her Majesty's Nepalese
Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.
- 25-07-2010, 03:00 #38Senior Member
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My one sells Foules Mesdames mmmm delicious for breakfast with virgin olive oil, fresh lemon juice and a nice flat bread, my mouth's watering already. Originally Posted by Ciggie Xylitol kills dogs, remember Eddie - http://www.facebook.com/The.Eddy.Project
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He obviously knows you well. Originally Posted by CQMS
On the matter of what they should sell, I would certainly buy a box of toilet rolls printed with quotations from the Koran, if only to be gratuitously offensive by putting them in the toilets of those poxy restaurants in and around London who don't sell wine because "this is a Muslim area".3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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- 25-07-2010, 03:34 #40MacDonalds is a restaurant? Originally Posted by eodmatt "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
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