ARmy Rumour SErvice

**sniperbird** · 15-04-2005, 18:19

the thought of curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine and a good DVD is more appealing than going out and getting trolleyed.

You wear flat shoes on a night out because they are more comfortable.

You go to bed earlier and earlier and get up earlier and earlier.

Sex is just a distant memory.

Your car radio is tuned into SAGA FM

**Gunny Highway** · 15-04-2005, 18:26

You rather go and buy a chinkie and rent a DVD on a Saturday night then reply to a text from a girl who's asked you out to the pub, and more besides........

**mooch** · 15-04-2005, 18:43

For no apparent reason, you decide to make a bonfire!!

**claire_midia** · 15-04-2005, 18:53

You wake up in a pool of your own piss and you havent been drinking.

You "want to go home now"

**mooch** · 15-04-2005, 19:03

You've just celebrated your 90th birthday.

**claire_midia** · 15-04-2005, 19:05

You stink off pizz

**mooch** · 15-04-2005, 19:07

You have a bag of army and navy sweets by your rocking chair.

**Disco** · 15-04-2005, 19:26

You find Mooch funny...

**grab_a_spoon!** · 15-04-2005, 19:39

you spend your weekends trawling through b+q for "somthing nice for the garden"

you wake up in a care home with no recolection of the day, time or what your name is!