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then of course there is rurvers, ull fc or the targers on the sporting side
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People who sound like they're from east London but not from east London get on my tits. Mockney bastards.
As does white children that speak like their from south central LA. Wigger twats.
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SUNRAY_MINOR
Da reason for the jeans hanging down thing going on is:
When in the US they had been in nick they lost weight, so their jeans when they came out were all baggy.
So it became trendy to show that you'd been in nick.
It then morphed into a fashion statement.
Init!
I thought it was because they took their belt off in nick, hence the keks hanging low?
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'ull 'as a lot to answer for:
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Originally Posted by
harareboy99
People who sound like they're from east
London but not from east
London get on my tits. Mockney bastards.
As does white children that speak like their from south central LA. Wigger twats.
Here fcuking here!!!
I shout at my kids for saying sumink and innit! Drives me fcuking mental
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to a place overseas.
Over clouds over fields
over rivers and trees.
And they're serving me coffee
to put me at ease.
'Cos I'm drifting without you
borne on the breeze.
From my home!
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britannia
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charlie_five
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warrior8234mkIIIA2
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postman_twit
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britannia
ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.
"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."
The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!
I am married to one !!! kids all ask for a drink of curke !
Do you live on Frerm Rerd and do your shopping in Branny Cenner?!
I do my shopping in st stevo's and down white-frah-gate
Just spoke to a client down 'edon Rerd. She denies they talk funny!
Yer jerking?! It's probably one of the worst accents ever and can be identified at 100 paces!!
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what number comes after 4 in 'ull? farve!
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Re: Not so local accents?
Originally Posted by
auscam
We don't have to cope with any of this.
Oh really. How about the Melburnian accent, where all 5 vowels seem to replace the letter 'o'?
"Hellaeiou"
"Naeiou"
"C'mon, Raylene, give us a blaeiouwie."
What's all that about?
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Cant beat the typical Scottish ned accent, fcuk knows where they get it from.
Somethin about a lass with a scouse accent kinda turns me on though
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Originally Posted by
the_wolf
Cant beat the typical Scottish ned accent, fcuk knows where they get it from.
Somethin about a lass with a scouse accent kinda turns me on though
Oh really?
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