Not so local accents?

**supermatelot** · 18-03-2010, 02:54

What about the pronouncing -er at the end of words as -arr...

That grips my shit as well.

I blame radio 1 and that Westwood tw@t

**postman_twit** · 18-03-2010, 08:15

Originally Posted by britannia

ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.

"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."

The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!

**warrior8234mkIIIA2** · 18-03-2010, 08:59

Originally Posted by postman_twit

Originally Posted by britannia

ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.

"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."

The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!

I am married to one !!! kids all ask for a drink of curke !

**auscam** · 18-03-2010, 09:01

Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2

I am married to one !!! kids all ask for a drink of curke !

Sounds vile. Do they get one?

**postman_twit** · 18-03-2010, 09:16

Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2

Originally Posted by postman_twit

Originally Posted by britannia

ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.

"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."

The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!

I am married to one !!! kids all ask for a drink of curke !

Curke or Curka Curla?

**Fat_Cav** · 18-03-2010, 09:40

Originally Posted by postman_twit

Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2

Originally Posted by postman_twit

Originally Posted by britannia

ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.

"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."

The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!

I am married to one !!! kids all ask for a drink of curke !

Curke or Curka Curla?

And the dirty Scutter women Smerk Blerks too. Especially the ones in Beverley.

**auscam** · 18-03-2010, 09:45

We don't have to cope with any of this.

**mistersoft** · 18-03-2010, 09:46

Originally Posted by auscam

We don't have to cope with any of this.

No but we have to cope with you.

**commzmeanzbombz** · 18-03-2010, 09:51

Originally Posted by alexreid

I can't get my head around how Yorkshire Pakistanis speak.....Its like when one of them hit my mates sister, he looked at my mate (her brother) and said 'wot yer gonna dooo abaat it?'
My mate smashed his face in.....unfortunately the Paki's are like Taliban, they get on their mobile phones and like 5 minutes later theres about 15-20 of them......

So true! I realised this after a Car crash in Wakefield at 2 in the morning, the roads were deserted when I did a "dukes of Hazard" over a roundabout in thick fog that wasnt there last time I went through town!

A taxidriver saw my car parked on the roundabout minus its wheels and drove straight in to the side of it whilst I was sat on the verge smoking a fag and trying to pull myself together.

Within 15 minutes he had about 20 witnesses who saw my car land straight in front of him! he took me to court and tried to get about 50k compensation!

I had the last laugh though, the tosser gave a different name to the police than the one he tried to claim with. Turned out every driver from his taxi company had the same name! Strange!!

Wankers

**auscam** · 18-03-2010, 09:58

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by auscam

We don't have to cope with any of this.

No but we have to cope with you.

Well you will insist on following me around! You've only yourself to blame...

**Crunchie** · 18-03-2010, 10:20

Originally Posted by postman_twit

Originally Posted by britannia

ull is the best sitee evah. I'm assuming you dont pronounce your H's.

"Five to nine and a bottle of white wine."

The above sentence will always identify a Codhead!

What someone from the Headland?

**The_Magician** · 18-03-2010, 10:26

Originally Posted by alexreid

I can't get my head around how Yorkshire Pakistanis speak.....Its like when one of them hit my mates sister, he looked at my mate (her brother) and said 'wot yer gonna dooo abaat it?'
My mate smashed his face in.....unfortunately the Paki's are like Taliban, they get on their mobile phones and like 5 minutes later theres about 15-20 of them......

Top Tip when Twating an ethnic, kick the shi* out of them and then break their mobile, jobs a goos un.

Magic

**GrizzlyPanda** · 18-03-2010, 12:49

I'll tell you what does my tits right in. Every silly cunt that says AXE (AKS or however the hell you want to spell it) instead of ASK. Have a violent hatred of that...

**JesterRIP** · 18-03-2010, 12:55

Originally Posted by commzmeanzbombz

I had the last laugh though, the tosser gave a different name to the police than the one he tried to claim with. Turned out every driver from his taxi company had the same name! Strange!!

Wankers

Patel?

**eodmatt** · 18-03-2010, 12:56

Originally Posted by Wibble88

Has anyone noticed the habit, over the last 10 years or so, where everyone now thinks they're from east London and has dropped "th" for "f".
Once on exercise (remember those - we used to have them before all these operations got in the way?!) a signaller decoded a message and told me I needed to go to "fawn wood". I spent ages looking for this bunch of trees that might look like a baby deer, only to realise he meant "thorn wood" and quickly had to beetle off in the other direction.

His name was Smiff, 2 effs, was it?