Thread: Jedi chav waster
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17-03-2010, 15:20 #1
Jedi chav waster
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ring-hood.html
(Apologies if it's already come up elsewhere, search didn't show it.
Am I missing something fundamental here? So, if I claim to be of a religion made up 25 years ago for a film, I not only get to flout the dress code for a government body designed to assist me, but I also have grounds to sue for the humiliation caused by asking my to comply with their (not unreasonable) dress code?
Can someone launch the outrage Millenium Falcon for me?Arte et Marte (twist to open)
"Your about as useful as Amish technical support"
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17-03-2010, 15:23 #2
Re: Jedi chav waster
Come on the guy looks of good stock..................
Look he has six fingers on each hand..
magicThey reckon you've got concussion – but personally, I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't ever waltz into my kingdom playing king of the jungle.
DCI Gene Hunt (Legend)
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17-03-2010, 15:37 #3
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I love it when the PC Brigade get shafted by their own policies...
Stonehenge! Duty Druid speaking, Sir!
This is Colonel Smith. Druid Jones, please.
Sorry, Sir. Druid Jones is off conducting a Bar Mitzvah.
Can druids do that?
We just have to remember the difference between a circumcision and a castration, Sir.
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17-03-2010, 15:37 #4
Re: Jedi chav waster
I find it amusing, well done you lazy chav cnut.
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17-03-2010, 15:43 #5
Re: Jedi chav waster
Dress code?? government body??
Originally Posted by Taff49
chill out for farks sakeBan censorship in the NAAFI
I feel sick
Tits Oot

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17-03-2010, 15:44 #6
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Oh God that's were I bloody live, hopefully see that waster round town at some point :D
What I don'tget is how it can be an accepted religion...its from a work of feckin' fictionZulus Sir, fassands of 'em
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17-03-2010, 15:45 #7
Re: Jedi chav waster
Much like the bible and the Quran then.
Originally Posted by PRC-349
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17-03-2010, 15:47 #8
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Aye but where they based on a film?
Originally Posted by ringdoby
Zulus Sir, fassands of 'em
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17-03-2010, 15:48 #9
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Is there an official dress code for Cold War Warriors?
I mean apart from the piss stained pants.I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
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17-03-2010, 15:51 #10
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Having a religion based on a film is as justifiable as following a religion based on a book that has been interpreted to suit the political climate of the day.
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17-03-2010, 15:53 #11
Re: Jedi chav waster
Did it not become an official religion after the last census because so many people put it down as theirs
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!

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17-03-2010, 15:55 #12
Re: Jedi chav waster
Green or blue cardigan with vomit dribbled down the front and Lee Cooper jeans
Originally Posted by mistersoft
I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
I'm lazy with my girlfriend a thousand times a day
I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
I'm lazy when I'm dancin' and I'm lazy when I talk
I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!

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17-03-2010, 15:56 #13Senior Member
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Re: Jedi chav waster
Scientology was created by a nutter who wrote science fiction books and decided to go one further, he even openly said himself the best way to make money is to create a religion. Look at how it's doing now
Originally Posted by PRC-349

The requirement for a cult to become a religion is the number of followers, and double bonus if followers are people in positions of "social standing".
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17-03-2010, 15:56 #14
Re: Jedi chav waster
I beg to differ, there are things in the Bible that were fact, yes some was total bull like the ressurrection of Christ and parting of the waves however there was a meaning behind it all and a lot of is not meant to be taken literally.
Originally Posted by ringdoby
Jedi though is 100% rubbish because it is based on a script and those who chose to follow it are insane and need a reality check. The closest real religions to 'Jedi' are Paganism and Wiccan.Zulus Sir, fassands of 'em
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17-03-2010, 15:56 #15
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This is not the Star Wars walt waster you are looking for...move along.
Rodney2qIn the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a pension and rheumatism....all of these fatigues experienced in your youth, you pay for when you grow old. Because one has suffered in years gone by, it is necessary to suffer more, which does not seem exactly fair.
Elzear Blaze - The Military Life
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