Originally Posted by Spanish_Dave

submit and kill you know you want to

Treacle Pie, I have apparently got to cut it down to 1000 words! I can say that in a minute ffs!

I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

It's a very jolly hard website thingymedoodar to post on though. I might need a solicitor if they don't stop having me off.

Yours eye eye,

DtS.

(I'm doing it, I'm doing it)

Originally Posted by Spanish_Dave

I take it you have all nominated www.holidays4heroes.org to Friends of the Forces

Mate, if you can cut this to 1000 words you are a better man than me:

holidays4heroes
What do we do? We provide respite holidays for the families of British Military wounded [of all Services] ... and, sadly, the widows and the kids.

Help Them Out deals with the cases that either lie outside the normal remit of the main Service Charities, or require a faster response than they can usually provide. Sometimes the cases require financial assistance, or a little bit of nudging in the right direction for long-term help, or the application of a bit of expertise from the website membership.

..."In 2009 our interventions have stopped 11 repossessions, 7 evictions and have homed 6 homeless ex servicemen. We've also dealt with 14 bankruptcies and countless more IVAs. We've stopped 26 bailliff cases (one way or another, not often the most straightforward way). We've provided ... transport, furniture, white goods, bedding, disabled equipment, laptops, desk tops, phones, alarms, utility payments, TVs, stopped medal sales, replaced medals, moved house for people, referred over 35 cases to SSAFA and RBL, decorated, moved rubbish, visited and shown care to elderly veterans. And we have provided ... short-term B&Bs, school uniforms, clothing, refuge for wives who have needed removing from hostile home environments, Christmas and Birthday presents and Christmas food and vouchers
One of the early cases involved the family of a serviceman who had been seriously wounded whilst serving in one of those sandy places.
To give him and his family an opportunity to get their lives back to something resembling normality, one of the website members offered them a free holiday in his apartment on a golf resort in Spain. The website's membership contributed to the cost of air fares and car hire, and the rest is history. We now have some three dozen villa and apartment owners in Spain who are providing free accommodation for the wounded and their families [and for widows and families as well].

I'm good and will show my pants for money, but I've chopped half of that already!

Shall I just tell them I will get my kit off for Twiglets?

I'm trying mate. Do you want to send them the linky things and I will just offer a pair of my used pants?

(It's the NAAFI - shut up cleverheads, I don't talk to poor people).

I may or may or not have been naughty.

I cannot nominate HolidaysforHeroes or Helpthemout in less than a 1000 words.



Google Helpthemout, they are the obvious winners, and I will come back from the Falklands and sit at the side of your bed and stare at you whilst you sleep. All I need is an address and a bottle of fizzy pink wine and your luck is in.



Many thanks.

Is that a bit too scary?

That dog link was shite.

I might have sussed it though:

I have submitted my bit and even quoted my Royal British Legion number and told them because I am RBL member I know what I'm talking about.

So you can't get more above board than that then.

Originally Posted by SUNRAY_MINOR

I have submitted my bit and even quoted my Royal British Legion number and told them because I am RBL member I know what I'm talking about.

So you can't get more above board than that then.

Did you mention you were gay innit?

That was fucking hard work.

Thank you for your submission for Friends of the Forces Awards 2010.

If you have any questions or queries relating to your submission, please contact the helpline on 0845 363 1478, or by email at info@friendsoftheforces.org.uk

Good Luck!

Friends of the Forces Awards Team

Tel: 0845 363 1478

Email: info@friendsoftheforces.org.uk

Why is your website toilet?

Hard work, but I did it.

Ya poof Spanish. If no-one else says they are tuppences, do you want me to have them off?

Originally Posted by SUNRAY_MINOR

I have submitted my bit and even quoted my Royal British Legion number and told them because I am RBL member I know what I'm talking about.

So you can't get more above board than that then.

Did you read the rules?

How small is your boy scout uniform?