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16-03-2010, 13:37 #1Senior Member
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I wanna be a fattie!!!
Only in the good ol US of A!!
who ate all the pies...who ate all the pies...
Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.
The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0iLIfXiyp
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16-03-2010, 13:38 #2Senior Member
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Been done LOTS Trigger :D
"Close your eyes and pucker up. No, I'm not gonna kiss you. I just wanted you to look like a blind arsehole."
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16-03-2010, 13:39 #3Senior Member
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a few more pounds my love, and you can join rlc :D
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16-03-2010, 13:40 #4Senior Member
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Re: I wanna be a fattie!!!
Bugger!
Originally Posted by bigbird67
Beat me to it.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=146037.htmlI bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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16-03-2010, 13:42 #5Senior Member
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Re: I wanna be a fattie!!!
Good advert for MacDonalds though, think she might have gone large on that order? The little minx............ Originally Posted by spike7451
Only in the good ol US of A!!
who ate all the pies...who ate all the pies...
Donna Simpson already weighs 43st, but she is determined to nearly double her size to become the world's fattest woman.
The 42-year-old from New Jersey, U.S, is set on reaching the 1,000lb mark (71st) in just two years. Remarkably she insists she is healthy, despite now needing a mobility scooter when she goes shopping.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...#ixzz0iLIfXiypThey shall grow not old, as we who are left grow old
Age shall not weary them or the years condemn
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
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16-03-2010, 13:46 #6Senior Member
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Fvck using explosive ordnance, drop this 1,000lb'er and terry are not getting up again
Jeremy clarkson on cyclist's:
Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong
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16-03-2010, 18:21 #7Junior Member
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Apparently the fat twat has got a husband. He weighs in at 150lbs. Could anyone tell me how the fuk he managed to get his chopper near enough to her enormous fanny to put her in the spudline??
They apparently have a daughter , who it took a 36 strong team of surgeons and nurses to find when they had to give Fatty a Caesarean Section. :P :P
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16-03-2010, 19:12 #8Senior Member
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That chair's not going to last her long.
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