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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

    (assumes thick Austrian accent) It'z nod uh tooma!

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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

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    The only words I recognised were Traditional Chinese Medical treatment.....can you decipher the rest for me!

    TCM = acupuncture or herbs?
    Yes.

    Translation follows;

    Back hurts. Get help for back. Back good now, walk home.

    FUCK, bird, bad bird, make bird go!

    Bird gone, go home.

    Home now, take salts.

    Ooh yuck, Yuck, YUCK!

    How's that?
    Thanks Auscam....that sure is an interesting life you lead.
    I presume acupuncture for the back then?
    I do great massages....
    Might be in Aus during August....

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    Will it be safe? There's random weirdness aplenty around here, it's proliferating! (what a lot of syllables!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by auscam
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    The only words I recognised were Traditional Chinese Medical treatment.....can you decipher the rest for me!

    TCM = acupuncture or herbs?
    Yes.

    Translation follows;

    Back hurts. Get help for back. Back good now, walk home.

    FUCK, bird, bad bird, make bird go!

    Bird gone, go home.

    Home now, take salts.

    Ooh yuck, Yuck, YUCK!

    How's that?
    Thanks Auscam....that sure is an interesting life you lead.
    I presume acupuncture for the back then?
    I do great massages....
    Might be in Aus during August....



    Now I do feel fcuking ill. Auscam at all costs avoid the ancient SCH!

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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by auscam
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    The only words I recognised were Traditional Chinese Medical treatment.....can you decipher the rest for me!

    TCM = acupuncture or herbs?
    Yes.

    Translation follows;

    Back hurts. Get help for back. Back good now, walk home.

    FUCK, bird, bad bird, make bird go!

    Bird gone, go home.

    Home now, take salts.

    Ooh yuck, Yuck, YUCK!

    How's that?
    Thanks Auscam....that sure is an interesting life you lead.
    I presume acupuncture for the back then?
    I do great massages....
    Might be in Aus during August....



    Now I do feel fcuking ill. Auscam at all costs avoid the ancient SCH!
    Wow you really don't get the concept of banter do you?
    Bloody good stalker though!

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    Scuba Frog thought I was stalking him a while back, Christ knows why (didn't stop me from giving his paranoia a nudge though)

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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by auscam
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    The only words I recognised were Traditional Chinese Medical treatment.....can you decipher the rest for me!

    TCM = acupuncture or herbs?
    Yes.

    Translation follows;

    Back hurts. Get help for back. Back good now, walk home.

    FUCK, bird, bad bird, make bird go!

    Bird gone, go home.

    Home now, take salts.

    Ooh yuck, Yuck, YUCK!

    How's that?
    Thanks Auscam....that sure is an interesting life you lead.
    I presume acupuncture for the back then?
    I do great massages....
    Might be in Aus during August....



    Now I do feel fcuking ill. Auscam at all costs avoid the ancient SCH!
    Wow you really don't get the concept of banter do you?
    Bloody good stalker though!
    Are you on smack you ancient fcuking crone? I don't get banter?? Go drink a gallon of bleach - if nothing else your false teeth will be clean.

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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

    The crows...the crows...

    ARK ARK

    Mummy make it stop!

    AAAAAAARK

    Noooooo!

    AAAARK OWWWWRK

    The darkness is closing in...

    AAAAAAARK

    (whimpers)

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    Re: The TCM, the gay bird attack, and the carrion cr@p

    Auscam, did you actually mean "carrion" in your original post? Or was it a misspelling of "carry on" (in your case shitting). If so, it's called diarrhoea, or to give it its medical name, the writhing wildshites.

    MsG

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    I don't see how you taking a nuclear dump that clears the block and mynah birds are connected TBH.

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