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15-03-2010, 15:17 #1Senior Member
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Celebrity Lez-Match
Coming off the back of the Political MILF thread.
Segolene Royal Vs Carla Bruni
Supporting Bill - Mrs Clegg Vs Mrs Cameron
- Mrs Brown Vs Ms Flint
In your own time...
Go!Guinness. It's the first food group.
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
If Bruni sings then it's all over.
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
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15-03-2010, 15:22 #3Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
She'll have her mouth full.
Guinness. It's the first food group.
The Gentlemen of The Excise: - Ensuring that Bad Things Happen To Bad People Since 1643
"If I can shoot rabbits, I can kill fascists" (If you tolerate this, then your children will be next).
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15-03-2010, 15:40 #4Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
What a coincidence. I was watching 'Something for the weekend' yesterday morning and started getting sexy thoughts about Louise Redknapp getting it on with Kirsten O'Brien. Not the best pairing I admit, but keep it real, that's what I say.
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Nigella Lawson Vs. Carol Vorderman
Or is that just me....
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Slight adjustment old bean (pardon the pun) :P
Originally Posted by blonde_guy
Nigella Lawson Vs. Lorraine Kelly
Or is that just me...."Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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15-03-2010, 15:55 #7Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
How about Tag Team Originally Posted by Auld-Yin
Slight adjustment old bean (pardon the pun) :P Originally Posted by blonde_guy
Nigella Lawson Vs. Lorraine Kelly
Or is that just me....
Nigella Lawson & Charlie Dimmock Vs. Carol Vorderman & Lorraine Kelly
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In mud !!!!! Originally Posted by blonde_guy
How about Tag Team Originally Posted by Auld-Yin
Slight adjustment old bean (pardon the pun) :P Originally Posted by blonde_guy
Nigella Lawson Vs. Lorraine Kelly
Or is that just me....
Nigella Lawson & Charlie Dimmock Vs. Carol Vorderman & Lorraine Kelly
Front seat for me please."Patience is counting down without blasting off."
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15-03-2010, 16:00 #9Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Have you seen Charlie Dimmock lately? Although i'm sure she plays the game for real. Originally Posted by Auld-Yin
In mud !!!!! Originally Posted by blonde_guy
How about Tag Team Originally Posted by Auld-Yin
Slight adjustment old bean (pardon the pun) :P Originally Posted by blonde_guy
Nigella Lawson Vs. Lorraine Kelly
Or is that just me....
Nigella Lawson & Charlie Dimmock Vs. Carol Vorderman & Lorraine Kelly
Front seat for me please.
How about Kate Garraway tribbing with Emily Maitlis?
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15-03-2010, 16:03 #10Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Florence Welch Vs Alison Goldfrapp
:PIt's time for British Independence.
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15-03-2010, 16:10 #11Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Oh dear oh dear.
What a lonely sad bunch you (we) are. Why put yourselves through the anguish of thinking of these events? You'll only have to wrestle the fustration out of yourself later. Give it up, it's for your own good.
p.s. If anyone manages to arrange a 'bout' I can be easily contactable. You'll recognise me, I'll be the sheepish looking chap stood at the back messing with his 'loose change' (ok maybe not that easily recognisable seeing as you'd all be doing the same thing)"Son, if you really want something in life you have to work for it! Now quiet, they're about to read the lottery numbers"
Homer J Simpson
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15-03-2010, 16:13 #12Senior Member
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Natasha Kaplinsky Vs. Fiona Bruce, battle of the news readers.
And for those of you with BBC South East, battle of the weather girls:
Kaddy Lee-Preston Vs. Nazaneen Ghaffar
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15-03-2010, 16:16 #13Senior Member
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That Naz bint needs some meat on her doesn't she? Originally Posted by blonde_guy
Older,but no wiser.
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Preferably mine, fnarrr fnarr Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
That Naz bint needs some meat in her doesn't she? Originally Posted by blonde_guy
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Re: Celebrity Lez-Match
Guest referee, Polly Evans! Originally Posted by blonde_guy
"Get yer hair cut!"
Alcohol free beer is like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it's just not right...
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