View Poll Results: Hire-a-harlot price schedule
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Your mum does it for free
10 33.33% -
A non-starter, I'd have to pay the punters
5 16.67% -
A carton of Cooper's Sparkling Ale and a bent washer
3 10.00% -
There's not enough money in the world
4 13.33% -
I wouldn't with a bag of stolen dicks
2 6.67% -
I'm saving myself for Jesus
6 20.00%
Thread: Pimp your bitch here.
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13-03-2010, 22:36 #1Senior Member
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Pimp your bitch here.
Many of you clearly hate your women with a passion.
Since slow disembowelment culminating in axe-murder is a bit final (if gratifying) a better idea might be to rent her out till her out till her uterus prolapses, then go niche.
But how much to charge?
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13-03-2010, 22:38 #2
Re: Pimp your bitch here.
There ain't enough dosh in the world.
HELP FOR HEROES
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.
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14-03-2010, 00:33 #3
Re: Pimp your bitch here.
What in the name of Jesus and his little goblins have you been drinking?
I had a black shirt, but I wasn't one.
Royal Navy; Authorised distributor of IPod & VT Halmatic products to Iran.
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14-03-2010, 12:07 #4Senior Member
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Re: Pimp your bitch here.
Saving for Jebus it is, an eternity of anal exploration by the big man's apprentice.
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