View Poll Results: Hire-a-harlot price schedule

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  • Your mum does it for free

    10 33.33%
  • A non-starter, I'd have to pay the punters

    5 16.67%
  • A carton of Cooper's Sparkling Ale and a bent washer

    3 10.00%
  • There's not enough money in the world

    4 13.33%
  • I wouldn't with a bag of stolen dicks

    2 6.67%
  • I'm saving myself for Jesus

    6 20.00%
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  1. #1
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    Pimp your bitch here.

    Many of you clearly hate your women with a passion.

    Since slow disembowelment culminating in axe-murder is a bit final (if gratifying) a better idea might be to rent her out till her out till her uterus prolapses, then go niche.

    But how much to charge?

  2. #2
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    Re: Pimp your bitch here.

    There ain't enough dosh in the world.
    HELP FOR HEROES

    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.

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    Re: Pimp your bitch here.

    What in the name of Jesus and his little goblins have you been drinking?
    I had a black shirt, but I wasn't one.

    Royal Navy; Authorised distributor of IPod & VT Halmatic products to Iran.

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    Re: Pimp your bitch here.

    Saving for Jebus it is, an eternity of anal exploration by the big man's apprentice.

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