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  1. 11-03-2010, 13:49 #21
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

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    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    And not forgetting
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    Looks like no one has been laid in the Falklands. Obviously sluggy isn't working her charm yet.
    There's a different site that everyone uses in the Falklands:

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    It's a sort of name and shame website.


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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
    I NEVER fake my orgasms. I always leave that sort of thing to the wife.

    So it does count.

    I think.
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    I'm pretty lazy so mine fakes my orgasms for me. She throws a half cup of cream in her own face and then sulks about me getting it in her eye.
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
    Not again surely? :P
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
    No. Faking is effort wasted which would be better used for doing the dishes.
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
    Not again surely? :P
    Yes getting to be abit of a habit.....think I should ditch him?
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    Re: ijustmadelove.com

    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417
    Quote Originally Posted by RearWords
    Quote Originally Posted by mistersoft
    I can't see why not.

    Providing any orgasms weren't faked of course.
    Soooooo if you just made love and faked your orgasm it doesn't count?
    Not again surely? :P
    Yes getting to be abit of a habit.....think I should ditch him?
    Either that or tell him to use more toothpaste.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
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