Chavmong or Chavstic?

**k13eod** · 10-03-2010, 14:10

Several threads about our chromosone abnormal fellow earth dwellers of late ... excluding tigers.

I've just been to W'Spoons for a pint with Gren and we spotted what appeared to be a 'right spazzer' wearing a burberry baseball cap. It being in NE Kent, we pondered what might be the correct designation of this delightful creature ... is it a "chavmong" or a "chavstic".

Advice welcome as well as any designation of those you may well have spotted.

**johnboyzzz** · 10-03-2010, 14:16

Has to be a window licking chavstick

Say hello to Gren

**Fat_Cav** · 10-03-2010, 14:21

There is an entry for "chavspastic" in the Urban Dictionaery, but it's not a example of an indiviual.

Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

1. Chavspastic
Derogatory term for chavtastic, highlights how awful and stupid it really is.

That is so chavspastic!!!

**k13eod** · 10-03-2010, 14:27

Or indeed a Spaschav?

**smudge67** · 10-03-2010, 14:30

whatabout "cnut"?

**re-stilly** · 10-03-2010, 14:30

Chavstick not to confused with the lip balm chapstick, as this could lead to some explaining to be required, unless you are wedge of corse

**techgerman** · 10-03-2010, 14:38

it's chavstic, its got a good ring to it like bumder.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 10-03-2010, 14:45

Given the sighting was in NE Kent, how about "pikey"?

**k13eod** · 10-03-2010, 14:50

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Given the sighting was in NE Kent, how about "pikey"?

Nah ... if this creature were to lay a drive it would be all over the fcuking place ... oh ... on second thought ...

**The_Snail** · 10-03-2010, 14:51

Originally Posted by k13eod

Several threads about our chromosone abnormal fellow earth dwellers of late ... excluding tigers.

I've just been to W'Spoons for a pint with Gren and we spotted what appeared to be a 'right spazzer' wearing a burberry baseball cap. It being in NE Kent, we pondered what might be the correct designation of this delightful creature ... is it a "chavmong" or a "chavstic".

Advice welcome as well as any designation of those you may well have spotted.

Did they frighten you? Did you think you were back in your local?

I'd go for "Chavstic", because if you got caught saying it, you could pretend you were saying Chapstick, therefore avoiding any confrontation from said dribbler and, no doubt, massive family/helpers.

Anyway, what are you doing getting legless in the pub when you should be out buying all the stuff on the list I gave you? Oh, and get me a photo of Gren's pants. There's a good chap.

**John_D** · 10-03-2010, 14:52

Originally Posted by k13eod

Or indeed a Spaschav?

No good -- sounds as if it just might be some kind of former WARPAC special forces, and therefore ally, in a cabbage-soup-smelling kind of way.

All the best,

John.

**Kirkz** · 10-03-2010, 15:03

I'd just go with Chavsick

Because that's how they make me feel

**bigbird67** · 10-03-2010, 15:05

I feel you are now discriminating against those who prefer to be called 'chavtards'!! Disappointed in you K13!!!

**Grey_Mafia65** · 10-03-2010, 17:14

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Originally Posted by k13eod

Several threads about our chromosone abnormal fellow earth dwellers of late ... excluding tigers.

I've just been to W'Spoons for a pint with Gren and we spotted what appeared to be a 'right spazzer' wearing a burberry baseball cap. It being in NE Kent, we pondered what might be the correct designation of this delightful creature ... is it a "chavmong" or a "chavstic".

Advice welcome as well as any designation of those you may well have spotted.

Did they frighten you? Did you think you were back in your local?

I'd go for "Chavstic", because if you got caught saying it, you could pretend you were saying Chapstick, therefore avoiding any confrontation from said dribbler and, no doubt, massive family/helpers.

Anyway, what are you doing getting legless in the pub when you should be out buying all the stuff on the list I gave you? Oh, and get me a photo of Gren's pants. There's a good chap.

That's allowing them a fair amount of intelligence to be able to recognize that you were insulting them. I imagine most would just respond with "Wha???"