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**johnboyzzz** · 10-03-2010, 18:11

Originally Posted by CountryGal

Originally Posted by k13eod

Several threads about our chromosone abnormal fellow earth dwellers of late ... excluding tigers.

I've just been to W'Spoons for a pint with Gren and we spotted what appeared to be a 'right spazzer' wearing a burberry baseball cap. It being in NE Kent, we pondered what might be the correct designation of this delightful creature ... is it a "chavmong" or a "chavstic".

Advice welcome as well as any designation of those you may well have spotted.

More drinking and less thinking next time :P

I am surprised he could get a word, I bet Gren was moaning about anything and everything :P

**vvaannmmaann** · 10-03-2010, 18:36

A Burberry cap you say? Did he introduce himself as Mike?

**k13eod** · 10-03-2010, 18:54

Not Mikey boy.

We're talking full on Spazzer here with twitchy limbs. Bought a pint so that by the time he got to his table he could drink a half.

**Gren** · 10-03-2010, 19:11

You didnt waste any time posting did you?

To be fair, this guy, was a dead spit for Plug from the Beano, but with a hell of a lot more teeth, (most of which looked to have come from a large horse) and a lot less body control, bless him.

Chavmong/Chavstick/Chavtard???

You really need to add a poll to this thread K.

**The_Snail** · 10-03-2010, 19:15

Originally Posted by Gren

You didnt waste any time posting did you?

To be fair, this guy, was a dead spit for Plug from the Beano, but with a hell of a lot more teeth, (most of which looked to have come from a large horse) and a lot less body control, bless him.

Chavmong/Chavstick/Chavtard???

You really need to add a poll to this thread K.

You really need to make sure you have given him a pair of your pants to bring back for me :P :P :P

**Gren** · 10-03-2010, 19:41

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Originally Posted by Gren

You didnt waste any time posting did you?

To be fair, this guy, was a dead spit for Plug from the Beano, but with a hell of a lot more teeth, (most of which looked to have come from a large horse) and a lot less body control, bless him.

Chavmong/Chavstick/Chavtard???

You really need to add a poll to this thread K.

You really need to make sure you have given him a pair of your pants to bring back for me :P :P :P

Soiled or clean? and if soiled, front or back or both?

**Joker62** · 10-03-2010, 19:46

Spoons??? I'm shocked and stunned by the pair of you, I thought you had a bit more bloody class, ya pair of Gravs (Grandfather Chavs) :D

**Gren** · 10-03-2010, 19:52

Originally Posted by Joker62

Spoons??? I'm shocked and stunned by the pair of you, I thought you had a bit more bloody class, ya pair of Gravs (Grandfather Chavs) :D

It was the only place open at that time of the morning ;)

**k13eod** · 10-03-2010, 20:52

As Gren says it was Spoons or no beer.

But the comedy moment watching the chavmong/chavstic/chavtard, burberry baseball cap angled like a swastika, moving awkwardly across the pub floor grasping a pint was timeless.

Like watching a mutant string puppet being controlled by a puppeteer having an epileptic fit whilst trying to balance on a broken bar stool. On ice.

And sluggy can fcuk right off if she thinks I'm travelling 8000 miles with a pair of Grens grollies!

**Markintime** · 10-03-2010, 20:59

Originally Posted by k13eod

As Gren says it was Spoons or no beer.

But the comedy moment watching the chavmong/chavstic/chavtard, burberry baseball cap angled like a swastika, moving awkwardly across the pub floor grasping a pint was timeless.

Like watching a mutant string puppet being controlled by a puppeteer having an epileptic fit whilst trying to balance on a broken bar stool. On ice.

And sluggy can fcuk right off if she thinks I'm travelling 8000 miles with a pair of Grens grollies!

I don't get it, why was Gren wearing a Burberry baseball cap?