Tw@ts who park outside the bookies on our high street (mainly white van men) on double yellows. But wait! he puts his 4 ways on! oh thats ok then you w@nker.

Tailgaters

Twats who indicate right at roundabouts - and then go straight ahead (Pa-In-Law )

The presence of dazzlingly bright foglights in a slight haze when you can see for fecking miiles - and the total absence of them (or, indeed, any goddam lights at all) when rain and spray reduces visibility to a matter of inches

And - while I remember - the dopy cow in the red Polo who thinks 3rd exit off the Middleton Cheney roundabout is 'straight ahead' - so she's allowed to ignore indicators, and cut up everyone else who's trying to get off the roundabout from the correct lane.

LED Daylight Running Lights - Pricks in Audi's etc, completely irrelevant.

highways agency or rather plastic super cops what a big waste of money(oh look lads we can shut down two lanes for a breakdown on the hard shoulder, they were meant to keep traffic moving not cause more traffic jams

Its just gone 8 in the morning so its over to Techgerman for 'tractorwatch'. techgerman have you any news for us today on tractors, in particular the comman blue tractor that you seem to have been having so much trouble with of late?

Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2

Its just gone 8 in the morning so its over to Techgerman for 'tractorwatch'. techgerman have you any news for us today on tractors, in particular the comman blue tractor that you seem to have been having so much trouble with of late?

Why thankyou warrior8234mkIIIA2, who would of thought that the Tractor of doom would be there waiting for me yet again i swear my car has been tagged by the cnut! lucky for me the conehead turned off really early this time so it wasn't that bad this morning, however a pheasent became apart of my bumper this morning the crazy son of a bitch, why do they have no self preservation?

Originally Posted by techgerman

Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2

Its just gone 8 in the morning so its over to Techgerman for 'tractorwatch'. techgerman have you any news for us today on tractors, in particular the comman blue tractor that you seem to have been having so much trouble with of late?

Why thankyou warrior8234mkIIIA2, who would of thought that the Tractor of doom would be there waiting for me yet again i swear my car has been tagged by the cnut! lucky for me the conehead turned off really early this time so it wasn't that bad this morning, however a pheasent became apart of my bumper this morning the crazy son of a bitch, why do they have no self preservation?

Probably because nobody ever thought of teaching them the Green Cross code.

Dumb things deserve to die! And pheasents are dumb, def up there with rabbits.

Apart from people on the M4 who flash when I am doing 50, they obviously have the inability to indicate and overtake....only joking!

It does my nut when I hit the speed limit, bang on the cruise control (I am on 9 points so I have to), you overtake someone and within minutes they are back up your right hand side overtaking.....only to pull in front of you and f**king slow down again AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH

I had a good one last time I went down the A12. Two lane traffic, I was in the left lane doing 70 dead-on. There was a string of cars in the outside lane all pushing 70 plus, steadily overtaking. No problems so far.

Then after one of the junctions on the slip road joining the A12, there's a car speeding down it. As the car gets further down the slip road I notice two things:

A. She's not looking at the dual carriageway she's about to join and...
B. She's currently on a collision course.

So I thought to myself I can't pull out to let her join, cos of all the suits that are on my right and obviously late for work. So I thought fuck this, why should I have to adjust my speed? So I stayed at 70, but by now she's right on the last 50m or so and only at this point she glances over in horror to realise she's just about to slam into my car.

Next thing she stabs her horn at me, with a face like thunder shortly followed by a rapid slowing down as she approaches the 'GIVE-WAY' road markings.

I laugh as I eventually go around a bend and lose sight of the spec in the distance - still trying to pull onto a busy trunk road.