Thread: Road rage- What grips your sh*t?

Originally Posted by samm1551

Car drivers not using their mirrors.

Indeed, it's total madness trying to apply makeup while driving without using the mirror.

Yeah, totally. Now if you're a women doing this crazy s@*t of putting makeup on whilst driving it comes naturally as they can obviously do more than one thing at the same time. Still fookin'' stupid though. :

do i know you?

I have been driving now for over 32 years ( with stops for sleep, weddings, food, etc ) and have never experienced this road rage thing.
I was taught at the A.S.M.T. Leconsfield to be a careful, considerate, defensive driver and have only been involved in one RTA, where a rather large inconsiderate french lorry driver decided to turn into the back of my car.
I therefore consider myself as a much better driver than all of you who have described your anger management problems on here,and suggest that until you learn to drive properly you all hand in your keys to your local Constabulary.

Poor badly dressed people driving cheap foreign fucking cars.

Hey, you asked, all right?

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Poor badly dressed people driving cheap foreign fucking cars.

Hey, you asked, all right?

What's your opinion of rich badly dressed people driving cheap foreign cars, or alternatively, poor badly dressed people driving costly foreign cars? :D

Originally Posted by loubella

Cyclists - I cannot abide driving behind some tit holding up the traffic as he wobbles left and right. At least its light enough now to see them, it's amazing how many don't have lights or any high vis and think its acceptable to cycle home in a rural area without many street lights.

What about ass holes in cars who think they have a right to cut you up, overtake leaving about 6 inches clearance and then slam on to turn right, not leaving enough space for you to get past.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU FUCK, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BUS DRIVERS, TAXI'S AND ANY FKING DORRIS WHO THINKS SHE CAN DRIVE, FKING INDICATE YOU FKING BASTARD BITCH DOG FROM HELL!!!!!!!

And before you get on one, I have a high vis vest tied to my Daysack, three red lights on the back and a fuck off big flashing ligt on the front, so why cant you see me??????

END OF RANT, knappers out.

Originally Posted by Alfiemoon

Nothing more annoying than inconsiderate numbskulls who don't let you in at last minute.

How rude - some of us like to bully our way in at last minute - saves queuing for ages. Most of these whinging twats get well upset thinking they are all tough but signal them to pull over for a rumble and they bottle it.

GET A LIFE AND MAN THE F*CK UP YOU LITTLE PRICK!!!

Had somebody do that once to my mate in a van - he didn't realise there were three of us in the back in sleeping bags. When we all got out, he was back in his car and out of there with a screech of rubber!

People who cannot park properly. Or indeed at all.

Not a great motoring crime in the greater scheme of thing but just one more thing that winds me up something rotten.

behold:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uLECuGK07U

Now ye may think it cannot get worse than that. Oh yes it can:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCtoPmeaHo

Gaaahhhh!!! Unfit to be in charge of a roller skate.

Originally Posted by Knappers

Originally Posted by loubella

Cyclists - I cannot abide driving behind some tit holding up the traffic as he wobbles left and right. At least its light enough now to see them, it's amazing how many don't have lights or any high vis and think its acceptable to cycle home in a rural area without many street lights.

What about ass holes in cars who think they have a right to cut you up, overtake leaving about 6 inches clearance and then slam on to turn right, not leaving enough space for you to get past.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU *, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BUS DRIVERS, TAXI'S AND ANY FKING DORRIS WHO THINKS SHE CAN DRIVE, FKING INDICATE YOU FKING BASTARD BITCH DOG FROM HELL!!!!!!!

And before you get on one, I have a high vis vest tied to my Daysack, three red lights on the back and a * off big flashing ligt on the front, so why cant you see me??????

END OF RANT, knappers out.

Probably because you are - on the pavement, on the wrong side of the road, wearing a waterproof which covers everything except your face, jumping a red light while going the wrong way up a one way street, in the rain at night and riding with your cucking eyes shut.

Or at least that seems to be SOP for cyclists around here.

The idiots who pull out in front of you, then plod off down the road causing you to brake, instead of putting there foot down and getting up to the speed of the moving traffic. They make me seethe!!

Originally Posted by Steven

Originally Posted by Knappers

Originally Posted by loubella

Cyclists - I cannot abide driving behind some tit holding up the traffic as he wobbles left and right. At least its light enough now to see them, it's amazing how many don't have lights or any high vis and think its acceptable to cycle home in a rural area without many street lights.

What about ass holes in cars who think they have a right to cut you up, overtake leaving about 6 inches clearance and then slam on to turn right, not leaving enough space for you to get past.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU *, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BUS DRIVERS, TAXI'S AND ANY FKING DORRIS WHO THINKS SHE CAN DRIVE, FKING INDICATE YOU FKING BASTARD BITCH DOG FROM HELL!!!!!!!

And before you get on one, I have a high vis vest tied to my Daysack, three red lights on the back and a * off big flashing ligt on the front, so why cant you see me??????

END OF RANT, knappers out.

Probably because you are - on the pavement, on the wrong side of the road, wearing a waterproof which covers everything except your face, jumping a red light while going the wrong way up a one way street, in the rain at night and riding with your cucking eyes shut.

Or at least that seems to be SOP for cyclists around here.

As I explained, I have three lights on the back, a big one on the front, yes I do have a water proof top for wet days, made of yellow material, No, I do not drive through red lights, and I do know what side of the road to drive on, SO WHY THE FUCK DO CARS AND LORRIES THINK THAT MY LIFE IS NOT IMPORTANT.

Ya Coonts

old dears traveling flat out at 8mph on their mobility scooters on a single carriageway during what is supposed to be rush hour apparently oblivious to the 3 mile tail back behind them.



part of me is looking forward to getting my own back on the world in the same way when and if i get that old :P

Originally Posted by pegasusbranding

Gits who dont indicate at roundabouts, I just pull out on them and force them to stop, it drives my girlfriend crazy.

My son gave me a lift, quite recently, and I noticed that he did not indicate as much as he should do.

I tactfully pointed this out to him and his reply was, "not much need to indicate in the desert Dad".

No answer to that one.

O the way to work today,I was coming up to a small roundabout,the right hand filter was to go right around the oundabout to the third exit whereas the left filter was for left turn or straight on,second exit.

Some fucking dozy mare in a VW was in the right lane,no indicators, as to go third exit.I was in the left to go straight on,f*cking bint then cut me up as instead of going right as indicated by the directional arrows,she went straight on,forcing me to brake or she would've gone into the side of me!!

Oh...AND F*cking farmers who think that because they're driving a tractor,they own the roads & are exempt from having lights ect on a tractor that's older then me!!

C*NTS!!