Thread: Road rage- What grips your sh*t?

people who have no idea what one way means, they really bug the crap out of me, always wandered what test they passed to drive.

Originally Posted by techgerman

people who have no idea what one way means, they really bug the crap out of me, always wandered what test they passed to drive.

a mate's dad was a real cockney type and used to ask people "Where did you get your licence? The Mickey Mouse School of Motoring?"

thats where i got mine from how uncanny is that?

it seems a lot of people get theres either out of the sun and collect 8 vouchers or out of cereal boxes, the standerd of driving in this country is shite, i had some twat cut me up this morning in some boy racer rover 45 that was held together with black and nasty, he wondered why he got the 175 decibel air horns when he left me half a metre in front, then he carried on out the the m3 without indicating, how i sometimes wish i had a turbo button that let me catch the wan!!!s then they might consider what would happen if i could catch them, 44 tonnes on top of you tends to hurt.

Originally Posted by seaweed

Eight pages and so far (I think) nobody's mentioned electric milk floats.

might aswell include old/fat/idle people in there electric scooter thingys that they think they are entilted to take on the road

Originally Posted by mogwaimarshall

44 tonnes on top of you tends to hurt.

wow no offence but - you're a big lad - what car do you drive all of yourself around in?

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by mogwaimarshall

44 tonnes on top of you tends to hurt.

wow no offence but - you're a big lad - what car do you drive all of yourself around in?

is it a freight train by any chance with built in crane?

lol no during the day a volvo fh 480 and when finished a citroen saxo (yes so maybe its a boy racers car but its cheap

My mate had a shitreon saxo and had a bit of a arguement with a roundabout. The saxo's reinforced tin foil panels gave way and crumpled like a fat bird in a cake shop. He said he only doing '40'

Originally Posted by wrinkles

Drivers that ignore the lane closure signs on motorways and cause everyone to brake as they try to squeeze in at the last minute then have the cheek to get upset when you dont let them. GET IN LANE IN TIME AND YOU WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM YOU TWATS!!!!

Has the UK still not managed to adopt the zipper system for this yet?

If everyone knows that you aren't supposed to move over until the sign then all this aggro can be avoided.

Mind you I don't think it would work in the UK as a lot of people would see it as jumping the queue and would get all het up despite the fact that it works and everyone moves on faster.

lol i must admit i would never buy another shitroen saxo. when it goes wrong its always the expensive parts that need replacing its ten years old but has only done 66,000 miles yet its had most parts replaced, never again

i don't know if anyone else has come across this but have you ever turned the corner in the road only to find a crazy pidgeon thats got no idea about staying alive? in all the directions it could fly off to it flies straight for my car! what a silly bird.

Nothing more annoying than inconsiderate numbskulls who don't let you in at last minute.

How rude - some of us like to bully our way in at last minute - saves queuing for ages. Most of these whinging twats get well upset thinking they are all tough but signal them to pull over for a rumble and they bottle it.

GET A LIFE AND MAN THE F*CK UP YOU LITTLE PRICK!!!

Originally Posted by techgerman

i don't know if anyone else has come across this but have you ever turned the corner in the road only to find a crazy pidgeon thats got no idea about staying alive? in all the directions it could fly off to it flies straight for my car! what a silly bird.

I find that with pheasants especially from October to January. After 1st Feb they don't seem to run out in front of me.

Car drivers not using their mirrors.