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About LinkBacksTw@ts who park outside the bookies on our high street (mainly white van men) on double yellows. But wait! he puts his 4 ways on! oh thats ok then you w@nker.
Tw@ts who park outside the bookies on our high street (mainly white van men) on double yellows. But wait! he puts his 4 ways on! oh thats ok then you w@nker.
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
Tailgaters
Twats who indicate right at roundabouts - and then go straight ahead (Pa-In-Law)
The presence of dazzlingly bright foglights in a slight haze when you can see for fecking miiles - and the total absence of them (or, indeed, any goddam lights at all) when rain and spray reduces visibility to a matter of inches
And - while I remember - the dopy cow in the red Polo who thinks 3rd exit off the Middleton Cheney roundabout is 'straight ahead' - so she's allowed to ignore indicators, and cut up everyone else who's trying to get off the roundabout from the correct lane.
LED Daylight Running Lights - Pricks in Audi's etc, completely irrelevant.
Only the dead will know the end of the war.
- Plato
highways agency or rather plastic super cops what a big waste of money(oh look lads we can shut down two lanes for a breakdown on the hard shoulder, they were meant to keep traffic moving not cause more traffic jams
"I have never accepted what many people have kindly said, namely that I inspired the Nation. It was the nation and the race dwelling around the globe that had the lion heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar"
- Sir Winston Churchill, Speech Nov. 1954.
Its just gone 8 in the morning so its over to Techgerman for 'tractorwatch'. techgerman have you any news for us today on tractors, in particular the comman blue tractor that you seem to have been having so much trouble with of late?
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
Why thankyou warrior8234mkIIIA2, who would of thought that the Tractor of doom would be there waiting for me yet again i swear my car has been tagged by the cnut! lucky for me the conehead turned off really early this time so it wasn't that bad this morning, however a pheasent became apart of my bumper this morning the crazy son of a bitch, why do they have no self preservation?Originally Posted by warrior8234mkIIIA2
Breaking stuff since 1984!
Probably because nobody ever thought of teaching them the Green Cross code.Why thankyou warrior8234mkIIIA2, who would of thought that the Tractor of doom would be there waiting for me yet again i swear my car has been tagged by the cnut! lucky for me the conehead turned off really early this time so it wasn't that bad this morning, however a pheasent became apart of my bumper this morning the crazy son of a bitch, why do they have no self preservation?
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
Scribbler of long and boring stories since 2006 with most of them chucked in HERE.
Dumb things deserve to die! And pheasents are dumb, def up there with rabbits.
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
Apart from people on the M4 who flash when I am doing 50, they obviously have the inability to indicate and overtake....only joking!
It does my nut when I hit the speed limit, bang on the cruise control (I am on 9 points so I have to), you overtake someone and within minutes they are back up your right hand side overtaking.....only to pull in front of you and f**king slow down again AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
If you aint Cav, then YOU AINT!!
I had a good one last time I went down the A12. Two lane traffic, I was in the left lane doing 70 dead-on. There was a string of cars in the outside lane all pushing 70 plus, steadily overtaking. No problems so far.
Then after one of the junctions on the slip road joining the A12, there's a car speeding down it. As the car gets further down the slip road I notice two things:
A. She's not looking at the dual carriageway she's about to join and...
B. She's currently on a collision course.
So I thought to myself I can't pull out to let her join, cos of all the suits that are on my right and obviously late for work. So I thought fuck this, why should I have to adjust my speed? So I stayed at 70, but by now she's right on the last 50m or so and only at this point she glances over in horror to realise she's just about to slam into my car.
Next thing she stabs her horn at me, with a face like thunder shortly followed by a rapid slowing down as she approaches the 'GIVE-WAY' road markings.
I laugh as I eventually go around a bend and lose sight of the spec in the distance - still trying to pull onto a busy trunk road.
Drivers who get caught speeding or parking on double yellows and then whinge about the fact they got caught. Tough shit you play the game, you get caught pay the fine and shut the fcuk up.
If I was sorry I wouldn't have done it in the first place.
I like seeing the faces of these people on programmes like traffic cops. They look so embarresed, well good! either slow down, get off yor phone, put your seat belt, dont cut up coppers, dont drink/drug drive then you wont be on TV looking like a total kn0b
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
it was just the once and i did get an impressive speed out of my robin reliant!
Breaking stuff since 1984!
Something similar a few years ago. We had two Galaxies, with tinted windows, full of us in rig. SDriving down a country lane in the Chilterns some twat in a Shogun cut up the second car then slammed the anchors and jumped out shouting cos our driver had hit the horn. Cue us debusing and the lead Galaxy reversing back down, effectively blocking this fella in. He stopped swearing and shouting when confronted by 10 guys in combats. Once he'd apologised for the shouting he was left to go on his way.Had somebody do that once to my mate in a van - he didn't realise there were three of us in the back in sleeping bags. When we all got out, he was back in his car and out of there with a screech of rubber!
The tw@*s that fly down the outside lane on a dual carriageway that goes into one lane for roadworks and expect you to let them. It's you bas@*rds that cause the traffic queues.
Well done to the truckers who block both lanes..
damn mother truckers
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
Revenge for tailgaters Landrover switch to convoy lights, start braking hard looks great in the mirrors.
i can do that in my celica its funny as fcuk!
Breaking stuff since 1984!
convoy lights in celica? or have your bulbs or fuses blown and you havent bothered to replace them. i suggest replace them and the car you hairdresser
R.I.P Casper '95 - '08
sloping shoulders since 1973
Breaking stuff since 1984!
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