Road rage- What grips your sh*t?

**crabby** · 11-03-2010, 12:01

Originally Posted by mogwaimarshall

now what really grips me is drivers that are doing 50 mph to 55 mph on the motor way so you go to overtake almost get to the point of pulling back in then they speed up and undertake you so you have to pull back in to lane one and they then slow down, (AND YES I AM A TRUCKER)

Thought you shouldn't really notice as you'd be too busy murdering prostitutes and raping 9 year olds to notice?

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 11-03-2010, 12:08

Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER

People from Northern Ireland.

I'm not claiming any special driving expertise, but I think it's fair to say that drivers in NI are without doubt the worst in the UK and only slightly less prone to killing themselves and others than drivers in Srpska or, indeed, Afghanistan.

I have no idea why they are so pishpoor.

**mogwaimarshall** · 11-03-2010, 12:17

nah not these days vosa everywhere, just a random check sir, oh look you have a bit of dirt on your truck thats a thirty quid fine, thats a point highways agency drivers another bunch of twats

**Bouillabaisse** · 11-03-2010, 12:40

Originally Posted by roninxix

Lorry Drivers. They are all cunts. For most of my twice weekly journey is spent on the dual laned car park which is commonly known as the A1. It is an endless scene of lorries attempting to overtake each other at crawling speed holding the traffic up for countless miles. I really just wish they'd die a horrible greasy spoon heart attack style death.

Agreed. we should adopt the german system of banning lorries from the outside lane of 2 lane dual carriageways during sensible working hours. If they're speed limited stuff em

**mistersoft** · 11-03-2010, 12:51

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER

People from Northern Ireland.

I'm not claiming any special driving expertise, but I think it's fair to say that drivers in NI are without doubt the worst in the UK and only slightly less prone to killing themselves and others than drivers in Srpska or, indeed, Afghanistan.

I have no idea why they are so pishpoor.

Because they copy those from down south?

**Mr_Deputy** · 11-03-2010, 12:58

Just been racing to Paris and back and French drivers delight in racing up the inside lane (looks like driving into back of a truck or car) and then at the last minute swerving out into overtaking lane and indicating .00002 secs before the move left. I'm used to it and see it coming but everytime just think 'indicate first, then speed up THEN move out.' Not do all at once!

**seaweed** · 11-03-2010, 13:04

Eight pages and so far (I think) nobody's mentioned electric milk floats.

**Mr_Deputy** · 11-03-2010, 13:05

Originally Posted by seaweed

Eight pages and so far (I think) nobody's mentioned electric milk floats.

I did above. It was a coded message all about them. Are you that fcking thick you can't understand it?

**techgerman** · 11-03-2010, 13:05

Originally Posted by seaweed

Eight pages and so far (I think) nobody's mentioned electric milk floats.

nice i never thought of that but they are a pain in the arrse!

**mistersoft** · 11-03-2010, 13:14

These fcukers. Great if you're on the thing but a pain if you're following them. Set wipers to auto and make sure the windows are closed.

**Mr_Deputy** · 11-03-2010, 13:14

Originally Posted by mistersoft

These fcukers. Great if you're on the thing but a pain if you're following them. Set wipers to auto and make sure the windows are closed.

Is this some kind of day trip from a special school?

**mistersoft** · 11-03-2010, 13:15

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by mistersoft

These fcukers. Great if you're on the thing but a pain if you're following them. Set wipers to auto and make sure the windows are closed.

Is this some kind of day trip from a special school?

The more they drink, the more 'speshul' they get.

**Mr_Deputy** · 11-03-2010, 13:20

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by mistersoft

These fcukers. Great if you're on the thing but a pain if you're following them. Set wipers to auto and make sure the windows are closed.

Is this some kind of day trip from a special school?

The more they drink, the more 'speshul' they get.

I saw one in London and they looked like they were having a cr4p time and forced to keep up with traffic....or get flattened. Dont think it works well in heavy fast flowing traffic. Mind you personally I'd have avoided the M25 but there you go - if it made them happy.

**mistersoft** · 11-03-2010, 13:31

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by mistersoft

Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy

Originally Posted by mistersoft

These fcukers. Great if you're on the thing but a pain if you're following them. Set wipers to auto and make sure the windows are closed.

Is this some kind of day trip from a special school?

The more they drink, the more 'speshul' they get.

I saw one in London and they looked like they were having a cr4p time and forced to keep up with traffic....or get flattened. Dont think it works well in heavy fast flowing traffic. Mind you personally I'd have avoided the M25 but there you go - if it made them happy.

Where I lived in NL was quiet (fcuking tourists permitting) and one of those things used to go past our house. I say past, as being pissed (as they were), they'd always forget to pedal. You'd hear it first, then see it in the distance. Fifteen minutes later, the fcuking appeared not to have even moved. Of course when they were remembering to pedal, they were never at full power, as there was always some cnut jumping off to have a piss behind a tree.

**wrinkles** · 11-03-2010, 14:05

Drivers that ignore the lane closure signs on motorways and cause everyone to brake as they try to squeeze in at the last minute then have the cheek to get upset when you dont let them. GET IN LANE IN TIME AND YOU WONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM YOU TWATS!!!!