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**commzmeanzbombz** · 07-03-2010, 22:03

Originally Posted by crabby

Originally Posted by commzmeanzbombz

I bet they wish they could all have as much experience as you fine serving military fellas and they are truly gutted that they werent born 20 years ago and had no technology at their fingertips!

The poor dilusional kids obviously believe that some people on here actually know what their talking about and dont realise its full of walting civvy arrseholes!

I bet they're also really looking forward to being a grumpy old cnut with no sense of humour like you one day an' all.

Fair one, I am in a bit of a mood tonight, time of the month I reckon!

**tropper66** · 07-03-2010, 22:04

Originally Posted by Bravo_Zulu

Originally Posted by llech

...Airborne Tanks...

I remember that thread...coley212 was a bit of a special one... :D

You mean one of these, An Airborne" Tetrach" Tank

**red_square** · 07-03-2010, 22:05

i mite direct you to the paras, you will fit in just well. you will be around other people with the same i q, and you could all mature and grow up together in common ground..........para marine air assult are always on the look for good young men

**Bravo_Zulu** · 07-03-2010, 22:05

Originally Posted by llech

Originally Posted by Bravo_Zulu

Originally Posted by llech

...Airborne Tanks...

I remember that thread...coley212 was a bit of a special one... :D

I was thinking Challanger II's that are Airborne, they must have em surely?

Apparently so was coley Link.

Plus Light Gun on parachute too. Do they push it out the aircraft backwards and have the parachute come out of the barrel

**llech** · 07-03-2010, 22:07

Originally Posted by Bravo_Zulu

Originally Posted by llech

Originally Posted by Bravo_Zulu

Originally Posted by llech

...Airborne Tanks...

I remember that thread...coley212 was a bit of a special one... :D

I was thinking Challanger II's that are Airborne, they must have em surely?

Apparently so was coley Link.

Plus Light Gun on parachute too. Do they push it out the aircraft backwards and have the parachute come out of the barrel

So much for me trying to be funny!

**Volunteer** · 07-03-2010, 22:10

Wo-evvaa .... Iz this face bovvered ... innit!

**llech** · 07-03-2010, 22:16

Hold on chap's I've seen these and was wondering should I join them?

What do you think?

**Spaced** · 07-03-2010, 22:21

Have you thought of a something a bit foreign? The Swiss Guard have nice uniforms, almost Burbury and you get to go on the piste free.

**bluntslane** · 07-03-2010, 22:23

Thats a 3 Cdo Bde run ashore and I claim my tenner. (A Prince Harry fancy dress run).

**SUNRAY_MINOR** · 07-03-2010, 22:23

Dear Adrian,
There's been a few changes of late, well we've actually gone back to how it used to be.

We at the ACIO will tell you if you're up to it and what job you'll best suited for.
Any bonk questions by yourself will be met with a stare which will make you think your head will explode whilst at the same time you will involuntary urinate. This will also have the instant effect of stopping you speaking a Jamaican Patois stylee (even though you are the colour of tipex) and referring to the gentleman addressing you in civil manner.
Suddenly you will contemplate your dress sense and think next time if invited back, that you should present a better image rather than present your underpants to the world.

We know what's best for you son, just leave it to us. We're the professionals after all.