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Discuss C0cks & Knobbers at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by squeekingsapper Originally Posted by Monty417 Originally Posted by squeekingsapper Originally Posted by ...
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

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    So what was your previous log in?
    Sparticus, why?
    Spasticus surely?
    No you're spasticus.

    Hang on, that sounds like a film....
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Can I be the guy in the background that comes in to fix the photocopier? That way I get to watch people at it for free, and get paid.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    This thread was only this weekend edited down from 24 pages of the World Vs Bugsy and now we've got five pages of a guy making a tasteless joke on his second post, is this really what this thread is all about?
    Sporting, you've said sorry for making an unfunny joke, at least you've served can you imagine if Jimmy Carr had cracked it, we'd never hear the end!
    Sporting you sound OK unless your name's Lou S***** then you owe me several pints.
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime
    This thread was only this weekend edited down from 24 pages of the World Vs Bugsy and now we've got five pages of a guy making a tasteless joke on his second post, is this really what this thread is all about?
    Sporting, you've said sorry for making an unfunny joke, at least you've served can you imagine if Jimmy Carr had cracked it, we'd never hear the end!
    Sporting you sound OK unless your name's Lou S***** then you owe me several pints.
    Good point well made. Apologies from me for being a twunt and pulling this off thread.

    I nominate STP for being a bigger twunt than me.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime
    This thread was only this weekend edited down from 24 pages of the World Vs Bugsy and now we've got five pages of a guy making a tasteless joke on his second post, is this really what this thread is all about?
    Sporting, you've said sorry for making an unfunny joke, at least you've served can you imagine if Jimmy Carr had cracked it, we'd never hear the end!
    Sporting you sound OK unless your name's Lou S***** then you owe me several pints.
    MIT you know what it's like on here mate:-


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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Sporting, If you're still reading this then I would suggest you may want to delete your original post in the Royal Signals thread to stop it going round and round in circles as more people read it. You can do this by clicking edit and deleting all the content of your post. As others have quoted you it won't get rid of it completely but it will show that you no longer 'stand by' your comment.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by squeekingsapper
    Good point well made. Apologies from me for being a twunt and pulling this off thread.

    I nominate STP for being a bigger twunt than me.
    Not possible. Nominate yourself, you cancerous cunt.
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeekingsapper
    Good point well made. Apologies from me for being a twunt and pulling this off thread.

    I nominate STP for being a bigger twunt than me.
    Not possible. Nominate yourself, you cancerous cunt.
    That from you is rich coming from you. I had hoped that you had crawled back under the rock from which you had originally crawled and died an agonising and painful death.

    I have admitted my failings on here (double standards and sense of humour failings), however you need to really get over the fact that you are well past your sell by date on here and only leave a sour taste in everyones mouth with your posts.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

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    I don't collect dead squaddie porn. I'm a right freak like that. My remark was a sarcastic attempt at belittling a cnut.
    Ditto...

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by squeekingsapper
    That from you is rich coming from you. I had hoped that you had crawled back under the rock from which you had originally crawled and died an agonising and painful death.

    I have admitted my failings on here (double standards and sense of humour failings), however you need to really get over the fact that you are well past your sell by date on here and only leave a sour taste in everyones mouth with your posts.
    Thats as maybe but youre still as funny having a stroke.
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