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Discuss C0cks & Knobbers at the The NAAFI Bar forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Gungythree strawberrykettaz,for sending out random PM's and typing crap Absolutely agree, i ...
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by Gungythree
    strawberrykettaz,for sending out random PM's and typing crap
    Absolutely agree, i have had a load of shite from him/it/her.

    Too many Rowntree's randoms.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Ord_Sgt, who has seemingly perched himself on the throne as the Arrse chief alcoholic poster, has been excelling himself recently. His drunken ramblings aside, he's also obsessed with biting about Bugsy, and now even throws threads off track that Bugsy hasn't even posted on. He's even accused myself and Spaz as being sock puppet accounts of our favourite socialist.

    HERE is another classic piece from last night, where he repeatedly accuses verticalgyro (a still serving BAT) of being a failed wannabe. I was chuckling when all this was happening, so I was even more amused when this was in my PM box this morning:

    Quote Originally Posted by Odd_Sgt
    hey bugsy
    Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:17 am
    From: Ord_Sgt
    To: JimPooley

    Hey bugsy you poof, how inadequate are you to need to do this.
    Considering I posted not long ago that I am the artist formerly known as Fugly (another still serving BAT), I am intrigued to know how our resident drunkard is still convinced that I am a bog trotting socialist.

    Ord, seriously. Lay off the meths. You're a fucking laughing stock at the moment.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Go with strawberrykattaz: the stuff he sent me just made the mind boggle.

    Mods, a word in his shell like please.

    I actually thought he was mainlining Goldschläger at one point ...
    No time to fcuk the i's and fist the t's ....

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by JimPooley
    Ord_Sgt, who has seemingly perched himself on the throne as the Arrse chief alcoholic poster, has been excelling himself recently. His drunken ramblings aside, he's also obsessed with biting about Bugsy, and now even throws threads off track that Bugsy hasn't even posted on. He's even accused myself and Spaz as being sock puppet accounts of our favourite socialist.

    HERE is another classic piece from last night, where he repeatedly accuses verticalgyro (a still serving BAT) of being a failed wannabe. I was chuckling when all this was happening, so I was even more amused when this was in my PM box this morning:

    Quote Originally Posted by Odd_Sgt
    hey bugsy
    Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:17 am
    From: Ord_Sgt
    To: JimPooley

    Hey bugsy you poof, how inadequate are you to need to do this.
    Considering I posted not long ago that I am the artist formerly known as Fugly (another still serving BAT), I am intrigued to know how our resident drunkard is still convinced that I am a bog trotting socialist.

    Ord, seriously. Lay off the meths. You're a fucking laughing stock at the moment.
    bugsey quiet, sun will soon be over the yard arm and Ord_sgt will be having an eye-opener.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

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    Quote Originally Posted by easesprings
    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit
    Someone is off to a flyer. I give you Tribaby...........

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewto...3.html#3286023
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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    bugsey quiet, sun will soon be over the yard arm and Ord_sgt will be having a paint-thinner.
    Fixed it for you.

    My God, but he's an angry, angry man. Given how unbelievably great both of his Jags are, you'd think he had better to do with his time. He reminds me of that Harry Enfield character, the Wolverhampton bloke who was always pointing out that he appeared to be, "conseederably reecher that yeouw".
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248
    bugsey quiet, sun will soon be over the yard arm and Ord_sgt will be having a paint-thinner.
    Fixed it for you.

    My God, but he's an angry, angry man. Given how unbelievably great both of his Jags are, you'd think he had better to do with his time. He reminds me of that Harry Enfield character, the Wolverhampton bloke who was always pointing out that he appeared to be, "conseederably reecher that yeouw".
    You've done it now, your cards are marked, he'll do yer.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Do you think he'll spend some of those millions he's taken out of the country in protest at Labour's economic policy to track me down and do me mischief?

    I'm gonna needa bigger boat...
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    It's nearly that time of day. A park bench, recently warmed through the day by the body heat of our favourite scaley hobo will now be cooling in the evening breeze. An off-licence will now be bereft of 8 cans of Special Brew (or even 8 Ace!) but will gladly be £1.49 in profit, unless he robbed it. Beer is getting turned into piss as we speak.

    Freshly lagered up, Ord_Sgt is about to launch tonights drunken assault on the internet, before retiring back to his park bench and his swamped sleeping bag.

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    Re: C0cks & Knobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by JimPooley
    It's nearly that time of day. A park bench, recently warmed through the day by the body heat of our favourite scaley hobo will now be cooling in the evening breeze. An off-licence will now be bereft of 8 cans of Special Brew (or even 8 Ace!) but will gladly be £1.49 in profit, unless he robbed it. Beer is getting turned into piss as we speak.

    Freshly lagered up, Ord_Sgt is about to launch tonights drunken assault on the internet, before retiring back to his park bench and his swamped sleeping bag.
    Sounds like a synopsis from a Romantic Novel for alcoholics. :D
    "Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.

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