I Eat Goat's Earwax

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:05

...to something 'humourous'.

As there is now a tendancy to change every thread title, often making it hard to remember wtf they are all about (most recently being 'Rise in deformities in Faluja' to the seemingly identical '6 fingered Kids in Faluja'), can this thread title be changed too? It's a little lonely. Maybe a bored Mod can put a full stop or a comma in somewhere?

(just kidding you cnuts ;) )

Oh, and feel free to abuse me until this gets holed!

Mod Edit.........Is that more to your liking? XX MiB

**smudge67** · 04-03-2010, 21:06

How do you change a thread title?

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:07

Oh sh1t, seems I put a capital 'C' in change. Needs changing immediately, or heads might roll!

Originally Posted by smudge67

How do you change a thread title?

I think only 'special people' (not the ones with baloons and ice cream) can do it.

**shape.when.wet** · 04-03-2010, 21:09

I think you need to get out more. But then so do I. I just spent an hour drinking some champers and talking to the cat.

**Spaced** · 04-03-2010, 21:10

Originally Posted by Command_doh

...to something 'humourous'.

As there is now a tendancy to change every thread title, often making it hard to remember wtf they are all about (most recently being 'Rise in deformities in Faluja' to the seemingly identical '6 fingered Kids in Faluja'), can this thread title be changed too? It's a little lonely. Maybe a bored Mod can put a full stop or a comma in somewhere?

(just kidding you cnuts ;) )

Oh, and feel free to abuse me until this gets holed!

I'm too new to abuse anybody, but I felt like it. :D

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:11

Originally Posted by shape.when.wet

I think you need to get out more. But then so do I. I just spent an hour drinking some champers and talking to the cat.

I do need to get out more. I am imprisoned at work at the minute. And my ring is stinging like a bitch. Facking great curry it was, mind.

**TheIronDuke** · 04-03-2010, 21:11

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

**shape.when.wet** · 04-03-2010, 21:12

Originally Posted by Space_Tout

I'm too new to abuse anybody, but I felt like it. :D

Well go on then, have a go. You have to call someone a cunt for starters.

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:13

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

I'm taken. I was the 'Unit bitch' back in the day when I was a wide - eyed young sprog. There wasn't a ship that didn't find a warm welcome in my home port back in the day!

**shape.when.wet** · 04-03-2010, 21:14

Originally Posted by Command_doh

I do need to get out more. I am imprisoned at work at the minute. And my ring is stinging like a bitch. Facking great curry it was, mind.

You get curry at work, god I wish I had your job. Or is it that bad you took a microwave Jalfrazi in this morning just in case? Get out, get out while you can.

**TheIronDuke** · 04-03-2010, 21:15

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

I'm taken. I was the 'Unit bitch' back in the day when I was a wide - eyed young sprog. There wasn't a ship that didn't find a warm welcome in my home port back in the day!

Is your Mum still alive?

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:17

Originally Posted by shape.when.wet

Originally Posted by Command_doh

I do need to get out more. I am imprisoned at work at the minute. And my ring is stinging like a bitch. Facking great curry it was, mind.

You get curry at work, god I wish I had your job. Or is it that bad you took a microwave Jalfrazi in this morning just in case? Get out, get out while you can.

Nah, it was last nights. Killing on the way out. Put me in a right sour mood. But we do get curries in on night shifts. Even if security treat it like it might be containg explosives. Well, they treat everything like that...

Which reminds me - those jobsworth cnuts won't let someone take a metal teaspoon through security because its "could be used as a weapon", but they let me take pens through? I can do more damage to someone with a pen than I could with a fcuking blunt teaspoon for fcuks sake!

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:18

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

I'm taken. I was the 'Unit bitch' back in the day when I was a wide - eyed young sprog. There wasn't a ship that didn't find a warm welcome in my home port back in the day!

Is your Mum still alive?

Fcuking hope so. She was this morning. But I haven't got my crystal ball with me - its getting MOT'd.

**TheIronDuke** · 04-03-2010, 21:22

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

I'm taken. I was the 'Unit bitch' back in the day when I was a wide - eyed young sprog. There wasn't a ship that didn't find a warm welcome in my home port back in the day!

Is your Mum still alive?

Fcuking hope so. She was this morning. But I haven't got my crystal ball with me - its getting MOT'd.

Good, good. Tell her we're doing Sunday lunch. And when I say 'doing', I mean you are playing with your toys in your bedroom for an hour or two. Theres sweeties in it for you Kevin. Lots of sweeties.

**Command_doh** · 04-03-2010, 21:23

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Oh, and feel free to abuse me

Hello sailor. New in town?

I'm taken. I was the 'Unit bitch' back in the day when I was a wide - eyed young sprog. There wasn't a ship that didn't find a warm welcome in my home port back in the day!

Is your Mum still alive?

Fcuking hope so. She was this morning. But I haven't got my crystal ball with me - its getting MOT'd.

Good, good. Tell her we're doing Sunday lunch. And when I say 'doing', I mean you are playing with your toys in your bedroom for an hour or two. Theres sweeties in it for you Kevin. Lots of sweeties.

Does that mean you are going to play 'special games' with me afterwards? I like sweeties. They take my mind off the pain.