My ineffective gag reflex, which makes it impossible for me to throw back up anything I've stuffed down my neck.

I'm not fat because I have self-control. What I don't have is diabetes, heart-disease, bowel cancer and an endless list of excuses.

If fatties put as much effort into exercise or just wrestling the pie out of their fist as they do into making up reasons why it's not their own fault, the only fat people you'd see would be those with genuine medical reasons why they put on and can't lose weight.

I'm not fat.......




I'm big-boned and i have water-retention, and my glands play up!

Originally Posted by spike7451

Starting on BBC1 at 2305hrs tonight (01/04/10),some jam tart finds who's to blame for Britain's fattys......


Er...Gregs?..

Sould be good for a giggle...

I get REALLY pissed off at these morons, ffs EAT LESS! The number of twats, especially women who go on & on about "only eating low cal, non fat foods etc" and then go and stuff a giant pkt of crisps, a milkshake & a 200gm bar of chocolate down their gob as a "snack" to keep them going until Lunch, then do the same in the afternoon! What the f..k do they expect, no wonder they look like a sack of lard tied in the middle! Its really simple, "EAT LESS & GET OFF THEIR FAT ARSES & DO A BIT OF EXERCISE" Even if its just walking to & from work or walking the kids to school!

Originally Posted by ex_colonial

Originally Posted by spike7451

Starting on BBC1 at 2305hrs tonight (01/04/10),some jam tart finds who's to blame for Britain's fattys......


Er...Gregs?..

Sould be good for a giggle...

I get REALLY pissed off at these morons, ffs EAT LESS! The number of twats, especially women who go on & on about "only eating low cal, non fat foods etc" and then go and stuff a giant pkt of crisps, a milkshake & a 200gm bar of chocolate down their gob as a "snack" to keep them going until Lunch, then do the same in the afternoon! What the f..k do they expect, no wonder they look like a sack of lard tied in the middle! Its really simple, "EAT LESS & GET OFF THEIR FAT ARSES & DO A BIT OF EXERCISE" Even if its just walking to & from work or walking the kids to school!

Grand irony being that in their quest to avoid fats to stop it magically materalising itself as the same product onto their waistline, they eat a shiteload of carb ladden food. Daft sheepish bints.

aaaaaaand another fecking thing. Those twats who blame thyroid issues. The fact your body is being able to create fat is because you still have excess energy to do so, it has to come from somewhere FFS, so you are therefore still eating too fucking much, and that excuse goes out the bloody window. Cunts.

Originally Posted by GrizzlyPanda

aaaaaaand another fecking thing. Those twats who blame thyroid issues. The fact your body is being able to create fat is because you still have excess energy to do so, it has to come from somewhere FFS, so you are therefore still eating too fucking much, and that excuse goes out the bloody window. Cunts.

Noooot quite as simple as that. Apart from the weight gain that you get from hypothyroidism, symptoms also include lethargy and fatigue.

The fact remains that true hypothyroidism is only present in about 3% of the population and treatment is easily available. If they are blaming it on thyroid issues, they should try remembering to take their medication.

THAT'S IT!!! Hypothmusythingummyjig....thats what I've got!! That and being borderline chocolate dependent hypoglycaemic too.....no really! I am!!

Fat fcukers should be shot and processed into soylent green.

I'm in South Africa at the moment and almost everyone claims to be poor, they've got enough for a Ginsters fest every night though, 90% are fat fcukers here.

Heinz! Oh, sorry. Misread the question..............................