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    Chilean tsunami IA?

    The meeja insists that Brisbane is about to be annihilated, yes ANNIHILATED by the tsun...stan...fucking tidal wave from the Chilean earthquake, which is due to arrive in about 90 minutes or so. Like I give a fuck.

    Any suggestions?

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Start rummaging around for those arm bands...
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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Is there actually a tidal wave or are they just guessing that one will be coming? At least there should be plenty of video footage if they have this much notice.

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Quote Originally Posted by auscam

    Any suggestions?
    Start a RIP thread?

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Kiss my arse goodbye?

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Well, that gives 'em 90 minutes to practice holding their breath, what more do they want?
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    Try out the live webcam link in Brisbane
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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Get the surf board out - opportunities like that can't be missed.

    Better fit a pair of water wings in case the going gets rough.
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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    True story, I used to live near the top of Mt. Tamborine in the Gold Coast Hinterland at least 30 Km from the sea, and still had a tsunami clause in the house insurance!

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    In the aftermath - use lighter fuel on the barbie - it should still catch, even when damp.
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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Millions of barbies snuffed out in one go! greenhouse gases reduced..so not all bad news then?
    yeh yeh yeh, I know my spelling and typing is shyte.

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    Some 'big' waves reported already:

    BBC

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    Re: Chilean tsunami IA?

    And where's the dago King Canute when you need him? Can't they postpone my imminent ANNIHILATION until 1005, so I can face the Towering Wall of Liquid Devastation with a cold beer?

    Bastards!

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    These lot dont look too fussed

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