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    Maputo - Two young men accused of having sex with a goat in central Mozambique are facing criminal charges, and the goat's owner is demanding they make traditional wedding arrangements, state media said Friday.

    The young men, whose names and ages were not released, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the rural town of Mbucuta in central Mozambique, said the website of the state broadcaster.

    "One of the young men was naked and holding the goat's head, and the other was having sex with the animal," witness Mario Creva told Radio Mozambique.

    District prosecutor Leonides Mapasse said the two will face trial for simple larceny.

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    Re: Kinky

    Fook Me I Did Not Know It Was Illegal!!!!


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    Re: Kinky

    Neither does Auscam :D
    The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby

    fuck off you boering cunt,
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    Is it a state that gets its dependency and culture from Wales
    "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

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    Re: Kinky

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Magician
    Fook Me I Did Not Know It Was Illegal!!!!


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    It's not in Wales, ask tropper66. :D
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    Re: Kinky

    When their boss told them to spit roast the goat they were not sure which method to use so opted for the more fun option
    I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.

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    Re: Kinky

    I wonder if the goat feels betraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayed.
    The thought of such a bone cnut as you joining my illustrious Corps is horrifying..... - wet_blobby

    fuck off you boering cunt,
    knob off gay boy - cbgramc

    you vacuous arsewipe - Auscam

    London Metroplitan Police probably have an opening .... - Drivers_log

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    Re: Kinky

    stercus accidit
    25.8069758011 = the ²root of all evil

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    Re: Kinky

    Quote Originally Posted by sunami
    British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day, it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...#ixzz0gda6kvOK
    Fucking cock tease.

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    "I have never done anything like this before."
    Yeh, I bet he says that to all the goats.
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    Re: Kinky

    what the difference between kinky and erotic?

    Erotic is were you use a feather, Kinky is were you use the whole chicken

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