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  1. 25-02-2010, 18:00 #21
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    vvaannmmaann - see edit. It is possible...
    There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.

    Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"

    Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
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  2. 25-02-2010, 18:08 #22
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Thanks Tiny.None the wiser about what you said though!
    Older,but no wiser.
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  3. 25-02-2010, 18:32 #23
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Sorry - was providing the source for my info; IT/IS courses at "Dads Army", Blandford School of Signals. Which of course sparked some other verbal diaorhea

    It is of course highly possible - even probable - that Readers Digest *did* employ someone by the name of Tom Champagne; I'm pretty sure that if they did, the software preceded the individual though. Course, that's my opinion...

    Hope thats clearer.
    There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.

    Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"

    Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    It makes a change from "Mr Tom Champagne"
    I always thought that was a euphemism for a Saturday night 'beer flavoured' pearl necklace.
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    So as I am now the richest Barsteward on here I am going to share my new found wealth with you all, just PM me all your bank details so I can get my bank to ( rip you all off) send the money to you
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
    Chicken George or Tiny Lewis,can't both be correct can they?
    Only one way to sort this out.................
    Tom Champagnes mothers name was Edna Champagne and she lived on Trefusis Rd in Flushing Cornwall.
    She died approx. 6 years ago.

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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by buttonsin3s
    Wow, you lucky barsteward

    http://419eater.com/html/baiting.htm

    What ltl said, feck them about.
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Proper_Gander
    Quote Originally Posted by tropper66
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    May I suggest using a slightly darker pen next time you try to censor your name Mr Paterson?
    AS I have posted pages from my passport on here I thought you all knew my name and its not the one on the letter its Jim
    aka Peter Paterson
    Spiderman, you are revealed!
    Transforming Defence Effectiveness - but probably not in the way you'd hoped.
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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by buttonsin3s
    Wow, you lucky barsteward

    http://419eater.com/html/baiting.htm

    What ltl said, feck them about.

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    Re: I am a mllionaire

    Quote Originally Posted by Spliff-Boy
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper_Gander
    Quote Originally Posted by tropper66
    Quote Originally Posted by Ravers
    May I suggest using a slightly darker pen next time you try to censor your name Mr Paterson?
    AS I have posted pages from my passport on here I thought you all knew my name and its not the one on the letter its Jim
    aka Peter Paterson
    Spiderman, you are revealed!
    Nar Im the bloke from the medal of honour shoot um up game
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