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You don't need big tellys or wifi for entertainment, if you've got blind drinkers in your pub.
Playing "Lets see how many pineapple cubes from the urinals we can slip into Mr Magoo's pint" is almost as much fun as abducting their guide dogs and clipping the leash to a bar stool instead.
I hope I'm not giving anyone any ideas here!
I was in a big pub about 6 years ago which started filling up with about 150 deaf young people. there is a specialist school a few miles away, i imagine they had a kind of conference and then headed into town to chat each other up.
you couldn't really tell from the noise thet they were getting p*ssed except that the noise of clothing flapping rose louder and louder with their hand movements/gestures getting wilder! It was bloody funny in a way. Also you couldn't say 'excuse me' getting thru the throng to get to the bar you had to sort of push them politely!
I wandered into a pub filled with deaf people having a karaoke night
I was in a big pub about 6 years ago which started filling up with about 150 deaf young people. there is a specialist school a few miles away, i imagine they had a kind of conference and then headed into town to chat each other up.
you couldn't really tell from the noise thet they were getting p*ssed except that the noise of clothing flapping rose louder and louder with their hand movements/gestures getting wilder! It was bloody funny in a way. Also you couldn't say 'excuse me' getting thru the throng to get to the bar you had to sort of push them politely!
I wandered into a pub filled with deaf people having a karaoke night
I was in a big pub about 6 years ago which started filling up with about 150 deaf young people. there is a specialist school a few miles away, i imagine they had a kind of conference and then headed into town to chat each other up.
you couldn't really tell from the noise thet they were getting p*ssed except that the noise of clothing flapping rose louder and louder with their hand movements/gestures getting wilder! It was bloody funny in a way. Also you couldn't say 'excuse me' getting thru the throng to get to the bar you had to sort of push them politely!
I wandered into a pub filled with deaf people having a karaoke night
When they start the 'song' using sign language, hand them a mic....
I was in a big pub about 6 years ago which started filling up with about 150 deaf young people. there is a specialist school a few miles away, i imagine they had a kind of conference and then headed into town to chat each other up.
you couldn't really tell from the noise thet they were getting p*ssed except that the noise of clothing flapping rose louder and louder with their hand movements/gestures getting wilder! It was bloody funny in a way. Also you couldn't say 'excuse me' getting thru the throng to get to the bar you had to sort of push them politely!
I've seen that before, we had a deaf couple who used to drink in the pub I ran, used to gesticulate as to what they wanted to drink (easily sorted), go to their table and converse in sign language. One day, they have a barney, it was like watching a scene from one of Bruce Lee's finest, "Fists Of Fury" but without the optional dubbing, had customers pissing theirselves laughing.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ear then imitate the action of the tiger. Stiffen up the sinews conjur up the blood"
Silence may be golden, but duct tape is more effective, and that comes in silver......
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